Shadowlands twist!

Alright guys! Everyone is so damn worried about sylvanas beating the lich King that they are not realizing the real story here…

spoiler alert

Azeroth was the matrix the entire time.

Hear me out…bolvar says the helmet will be sylvanas’ prison she then with full confidence claims the entire world is a prison and she will set everyone free (meaning everyone is a prisoner not just how she sees the world) then boom sky shatters.

We lose stuff every expansion…like artifact weapons and HoA…this was the system resetting us after realizing we were too powerful but we just keep succeeding despite the programs plan(or maybe the plan is to make us think we are winning).

We lost abilities that made us unique from everyone else and gave us identity which then gave us choice which gave us power.

The pruning happened which soon made us all the same thing in a different skin (programs). Now all the sudden the sky shatters and the “prison” of Azeroth is broken these pruned abilities magically return.

Our bodies aren’t being used as electricity but our souls in shadowlands are being used as conduits for energy while we stay trapped in this world, this is what sylvanas saw the whole time.

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Do people really think she’s gonna be the lich king/Queen? Doesn’t she hate being controlled?

One moment she’s saying we are all worth nothing and the next moment she’s being all magnanimous and setting us all free. I’m not buying it.

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That’s what people thought. Clearly that isn’t what is going down.

I still stand firm that after shadowlands we will come back to the real Azeroth only to find out the black empire has been in control the entire time and keeping us in this matrix state.

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Black empire are the void lords right? Or are they old gods? I know one is way more evil and powerful than the other.

I don’t know if you play the horde side but if you do or ever decide to then pay attention to how sylvie interacts with and treats nathanos. Its quote on quote the exact same as a generic anime heroine. You know the ones. They have a hard exterior but a soft inside thats full of love and devotion you wont find anywhere in the real world.

Old gods. But they were the ones who were here before even we were.

They were the ones who beat the elements of Azeroth.

Maybe this entire time we are just constructs made to continue the power of the black empire.

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Black empire is old gods. Void lords I doubt really care what happens to azeroth. Im convinced the true enemy is eonar the lifebinder.

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Interesting.

It’s really funny…it’s hard to tell who the true evils of the world really are. Burning legion had a purpose. Old gods just hate the titans and everything they stand for and void lords just seem pissed off.

Meanwhile we are murderers and thieves that will behead even a titan or one of our gods if the price is right.

Good stuff!

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I just thought of another one because of what you said!!

The world tree sylvanas burned was one of the power nodes for the matrix!!! Night elf’s knew the whole time! That explains why tyrande is agent smith!!!

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Im just waiting for tyrande to come up sylvie and go “Ms Windrunner we meet again”

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Can I learn kung fu?

You have have insert blizz bucks/plugs in your body first.

Inb4 tyrande rage runs inside sylvanas and blows her up. Only to have the valkyr look at each other and run knowing they can’t stop her.

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Didnt even see it coming

“I was pretending champion! it was all part of a plan to face a bigger threat!” - sylvanas the grey using her last and only card… the victim.

Just think of it…we can come back to a real Azeroth and we find out the removal of talent trees, abilities, etc were all a ploy by the matrix!

We can have a literal reset of WoW!

Tyrande Smith starts morphing other people into her while chanting “me me me” clone says “me too”

My favorite is the Shadowlands cinematic.

Holding the helm she just stole from Bolvar “To weld such power…”

Yeah, its holds so much power, you just spanked the wearer like he was a naughty toddler.

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

shakes head, walks out

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