I’m Jiren, better known to you as “J” the blockhead. I had to take your place because you couldn’t do any damage after I spent hours trying to teach you how to play the game. I outparse you in heroic by a large margin. You have a 64 overall 73 ilvl, I have a 83 overall and a 99 ilvl on a character i made and learned in 3 days that you’ve been playing for 20 years. In fact, at the same item level, I have pulled upwards of 500k dps over you on single target fights. Bigwulz was not your replacement, nor was he given the boot, he’s not raiding due to not having electricity and is also better than you and welcome back when his power is back on lol. In fact, you joined around the same time as I wanted the extra rally on certain fights and had plans to play both of you if you could break out of grey parses on mythic. You sadly could not. You got sat because your mechanics were lacking, damage was lacking, aptitude for raiding clearly lacking considering you’ve been gone for weeks and continue to stalk us. I’m happy that you’re having fun enjoying your time on the forums since you’re not spending too much time progging these days. Also happy you acknowledge my ability though, even if you did lie about parsing well in direct comparison to me lol. This is a skill issue on your part, and your consistent baby rage meltdown after shows that clearly.
So anyway I was going to the store 2 days before Halloween and they were already putting out the CHRISTMAS REESES??? What’s up with that? Why not at least the Turkey cookies or something.
Because Turkey flavored cookies would be gross READ A BOOK LMAO
Okay, fair enough. I meant like, turkey-shaped cookies but you aren’t wrong. Turkey-flavored cookies would be weird. I bet someone out there has done it though and made a weird savory cookie
how do we know that the cookies i give out are not turkey flavored? it might have gone green but it still could have been turkey at one point.
Breaking news: Bright green lock rocks are Turkey-flavored, gamers mortified
Sup yall it’s ya boy, mr guild recruiter
Don’t take my title unless you are putting in the work. I didn’t spend minutes on these videos and guild posts just to have you try to take my title.
You remember that one time we had a warrior join our guild that was a classic andy and couldn’t do simple mechanics on retail but blamed everyone/everything else including his class as the reason why he was bad? What was his name again? Pooshanto?
I ended up warching the recruitment video… im interested amd intrigued!!
intrigued? well we do have green turkey flavored cookies to share.
I do like cookies!! Are pants required?
pants are personal preferences. but i do favor shorts over pants.
I just messaged svetty on discord
Definitely interested, although Mr. RobFrost is on a diet, so I’d be glad to take his cookies for him 
but what if we don’t have pants or shorts?!?!
then you are going to be a little cold maybe.
Uh oh I think you got the wrong svetty.
Don’t worry the other one is used to it. Mine is all lowercase.
Do you want to just hit me with your disc/bnet? I will reach out
Discord: rob_frost
Bnet: frost#1694
Bumping b/c they’re big pog
Bumping the post