Sexy dwarfs report in

Ruddypiper-sargeras · May 23, 2019, 4:58pm

/flex

/10 char

Vhx-kiljaeden · May 23, 2019, 4:59pm

If you want to be technical, dwarfs isn’t a word at all.

Eiry-azjolnerub · May 23, 2019, 5:00pm

It must be a sad world to live in where you arent down the the thiccness

Lokaa-wyrmrest-accord · May 23, 2019, 5:00pm

Haha, yeah, it didn’t feel right to type which is why I put quotations around it. I so wanted to type dwarves.

That’s why I have a Kul Tiran lady. Now THAT is thicccc.

Lekita-cairne · May 23, 2019, 5:01pm

Don’t hate me because I am beautiful.

Vhx-kiljaeden · May 23, 2019, 5:01pm

In a world with Kul Tirans, no other race gets to claim thiccness.

Melaroi-alexstrasza · May 23, 2019, 5:01pm

Dwarfs is the proper English plural. But Tolkien famously said in LOTR that he chose to use Dwarves instead even though it’s technically incorrect, he liked the look of it better.

Most fantasy follows the Tolkien convention but there is only one word flagged by my browser as being spelled incorrectly in this post- Dwarves.

Eiry-azjolnerub · May 23, 2019, 5:02pm

There is no limit on thiccness. We should feel blessed at the the amount of thiccness we have.

Keslynne-dark-iron · May 23, 2019, 5:03pm

Fem dwarves are the best.

Vhx-kiljaeden · May 23, 2019, 5:03pm

Dwarves is acceptable, along with Dwarfs, on Merriam-Webster’s website. Dictionary.com as well.

So we’re both right, and both wrong

Lokaa-wyrmrest-accord · May 23, 2019, 5:04pm

Well to me, it doesn’t feel right to type dwarfs, but then again, this is coming from someone who actually types “you” out instead of just “u” when I text.

Vhx-kiljaeden · May 23, 2019, 5:04pm

But against Kul Tirans, nobody else looks thicc. Just varying degrees of slender by comparison.

Eiry-azjolnerub · May 23, 2019, 5:05pm

I typically use dwarves for the fantasy creatures and dwarfs for people with dwarfism. That might be offensive though, idk.

Eiry-azjolnerub · May 23, 2019, 5:07pm

Fempandas tho

Lokaa-wyrmrest-accord · May 23, 2019, 5:07pm

Now that I think about it, I do the same thing!

Yeah, but they’re fuzzy and rotund.

Melaroi-alexstrasza · May 23, 2019, 5:07pm

That’s the way it’s supposed to be, I reckon.

I also think dwarfs looks strange. It’s funny that whatever spellchecker is in my work Chrome thinks dwarves is misspelled.

Worldwarlord-stormrage · May 23, 2019, 5:08pm

I roll monk because I needed to outrun my baby mamas

Qyn-perenolde · May 23, 2019, 5:09pm

That’s why I hired a DK! (get-em!) Momma want’s that check!

Solvi-undermine · May 23, 2019, 5:11pm

Now remember kids are watching so just be careful.

Smore-moon-guard · May 23, 2019, 5:11pm

I’m sexy and I know it! /dance