Does… does that mean that the Tomb is currently not sealed? Or, at best, 80% sealed?
This sounds like a grade-A Very Bad Situation which will end in either green fire, or tentacles. Or both.
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No seal lasts forever lol
Yeah but this one didn’t even last a full year! We shoulda used flex-seal.
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The lore from Wowpedia says the following-- I had to go look it up, because I wasn’t sure:
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Can I just say, best thread of 2019.
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Guys, I know we’re at the bottom of the sea, but if we can swim to the top before we drown we can WALK ON WATER. -Shamans.
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I honestly prefer the Corgen Allied Race Megathread.
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Sargeras is imprisoned in the seat of the pantheon with illidank the reeeee guarding him and performing cringe worthy dance moves.
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/ cast Travel Form
I prefer to remember Aquatic form as it’s own spell, not the abomination it has become.
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My favorite is when you swim too close to the surface and its like stagsealstagsealstagseal
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And while we’re on the subject, I’d love a glyph of “bigger whale” where people could ride me in aquatic form too lol. FREE RAGING!!!
YES I want to be like Moby Richard up in this.
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As awesome as this post is, (I’ve read it like 5 times and I’m still laughing at the thought of the scene), Azshara wants us alive so we can break N’zoth out of his prison.
Also she wants all the male gnomes alive for… reasons…
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Why does this have to be a bad thing? N’zoth approves, so it’s obviously for the best.
Err… you guys do remember that during Vash’jir the Shamans not only gave us the ability to breath underwater… but also the ability to swim really fast… like Aquaman fast?
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If she wanted to kill us all, then she would have done that. She lured us to her kingdom specifically so we would inadvertently use our powers to free N’zoth. She wants us alive.
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Supposedly the Wardens were guarding the Tomb. So there’s two possibilities I can think of here.
1. The Wardens have been pencil whipping their security checks.
2. The Naga used some elaborate papier-mâché decoy to fool the Wardens.
In either case, the Wardens are (as usual) unaware that they are failures at guarding anything more important than a rubber ball.
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Bold of you to trust the Wardens with a whole rubber ball, frankly.
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