Ruin a Date

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Talking incessantly about how fun it is to be a feral druid, including the perks of:

  • Talking about cat forms and how they differ.
  • Talking about how the rotation is beautifully balanced for a spec and class all about the balance of nature
  • How much fun I’ve had referring to various cat-related activities in an entirely platonic way correlating with friends (Such as making a joke that a friend won’t let me sleep on the bed, since often times animals aren’t allowed on the furniture.)
  • Other various memes relating to pun-based/styles cat actions (i.e. when saying ‘Let me at them’ as in wanting to pull the boss or attack, ‘I’mma claw them to death.’ or ‘I’mma bite their ankles!’)

Either they’ll think I’m a furry, or extremely weird. Bonus points to the date if it didn’t ruin it for them, and I’ll put a ring on them.

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Not show up.

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Show them their printed off background check I pulled from my purse so we can go over it.

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Streak the daters.

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  1. Bring a friend.
  2. Talk with friend non-stop about my ex.
  3. Ignore date.

That actually happened to me

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Realise I don’t want to be on a date. I really don’t…

Freak out and apologise to him.

Run for the hills!

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Pull out my most beloved plush toy/stuffed animal and give it a seat at the table.
“Plush will be judging you. He gets jealous so we can’t kiss in front of him.”

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“So Samantha, I’ve sacrificed everything, what have you given?”

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Wake up.

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I mean, all you really have to do is invite yourself in as a third wheel to ruin most dates :man_shrugging:

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Bring my very hungry hunter pet Thok…Rawr

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Saw this for real, I swear: The Fart Test! Yes!

edit: can you say fart on here??

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Say I love you or let get married.

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Tell him I have to go, my cat is in labour.

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“ Let me introduce you to my mistress, her name is world of Warcraft.”

Proceed to show her all my wow toons on my phone.

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I got to go water my goldfish

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cough cough
Sorry, I haven’t been feeling well after my trip to China.

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Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Sylvanas?

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Hi, you are really pretty, you remind me of my mother.

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Preach the light.

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