“I’ve been hiding.”, Muhammadah thought to herself. She recites three chapters of her elvish book as she wraps her turban around her head to cover herself from an envious evil eye.
“I see you…”, a whisper of an alien thought passes before her inner vision.
“That’s not my Lord…”, she began to think of who it could be.", she recited, “I take refuge in the Lord of the Daybreak, from the evil of darkness when it settles, and from the evil of those who blow in knots, and from evil of the envierer when he envies.” Muhammadah enters the prison of the Old God.
“In the name of the Light, the All Compassionate, the All Merciful”, she prays as she looks upon the one who whispered.
“Check this gift out, I got [Hammer of the Twisting Nether] from Kel’Thuzad!”
Yogg-Saron, C’thun, and the other eldritch lords of azeroth all appear in their paladin forms.
“Congratulations!”
(an excerpt from Muhammmadah’s cyborg ninja robot human daft punk phone notes).