RP is a Scary Place for a Yak

When you just wanna sell Yak Milk in old town, but the local gangs force you to sell illegal drugs or they will steal your yaks.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak Milk in the Cathedral, but the clergy makes you go to church and tithe a yak or they will send you to hell.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak milk at the Lamb, but the demon hunters insist that one of your yaks is a demon and runs you off.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak Milk at the park, but the cat people refuse to keep from petting your yaks and you have to run in fear of the covid.

Or when you just want to sell Yak milk in the cemetary but the death knights kill your yaks and insist they be raised into undeath.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak milk at the Blue Recluse but the guy sitting by themselves at the table insists that one of your yaks isnt canon.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak milk milk near the stockades, but then someone claims one of your yaks and their friend interrupts your yak rescue saying your yaks faction is kill on sight.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak milk in the Dwarven District and the dwarves wont stop screaming and riding your yaks into the furnaces.

Or when you just want to sell Yak milk at the Castle, but the King forces you to raise cows instead because yaks are no longer meta.

Or when you just want to sell Yak milk at the trade district, but the auctioneers tell you that you have to vendor your yaks.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak milk at the harbor, but the sailors tell you that you arent allowed to produce alcoholic yak milk by getting your yaks drunk.

Or when you just wanna sell Yak milk at the embassy but the allied races rp the lactose intolerant.

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Beware of Yeti!

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Sounds like a hard yak life.

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