Rokhan. How is he?

That’s ok, it was just there for a bit of flavor. Leave them in too long and they overpower everything. Now in the pot with you, it’s blue goat for dinner tonight.

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Goat goes great with rice pilaf

Meh, we lose our homes, lost our leaders and walk on the edge of extinction. It’s just another day in the life of a Darkspear.

Oh, what are you on about? there are plenty of big name, relevant trolls!


I mean… they’re all dead… Trolls have a terminal allergy to relevance, and after a certain threshold the universe inevitably conspires to reduce them to a greasy smudge across the landscape. If you’re a Troll, you can have importance or longevity, not both.

I’m surprised Shadows Rising didn’t have a footnote where Talanji was said to have tripped and fell down the squillion flights of stairs of Zul’dazar and died.

That’s why I want Rokhan offstage ASAP. I want him in a nice, comfortable, kick-back, take it easy desk job, hopefully in an assassination proof bunker. I want him pushed safely into the background so Blizzard’s GoT tainted writing can’t bury a flaming axe in the back of his skull.

I checked in on him yesterday. He’s looking forward to the Mandolorian season 2.

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A non sequitur.

Are the darkspears a union and he’s got seniority?

he’s just the last named troll in the game

Hooking up with Talanji. That’s how. When you’re low and broke, get you a Sugarmama!

He is now in Grommash Hold as PVP target.

No booty like troll booty.

Well… at least that’s never canon. All the racial leaders have been PvPed to death a quadrillion times or so over the years/servers.

So… at least he’s in a “plot-stable” position? … hopefully he can stay there as long as Vol’jin, but only counting Vol’jin’s entire time in said hold, including his pre-Warchief years alongside Thrall.

That sounds lovely, any chance for an expresso maker?

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And some Goblin HD Television where he can watch Zandalorian Season 2.

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