Bolvar just gets the short end of everything, doesn’t he?
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An undead, by any other name, smells just as corpse-y. And just like how you can’t put a nice name on an undead to cover their vile-ness, your mog can’t even cover your rotting skin.
You look like Captain Ahab in drag.
Probably into bondage. That “armor” isn’t going to help keep you safe, amirite?
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I don’t really think your hat matches. 
To be fair… I am partially blue colorblind. But I accept your roast! 
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Your halo says angel, but your staff says color blind.
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I don’t really think your hat matches.
(I switched back to my main, I’m Constanteena)
I agree with you, I just love that helm. I’m glad you picked up on it.
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I like your transmog!
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You look ready to sacrifice someone to your patron god. I shudder to think what the silk spindle is for. Please don’t tell me.
No matter how much you disguise yourself as a holy man, it can’t hide the black heart underneath. There are dark secrets behind that facade of faith.
Wait I recognize you! You’re the guy in the big foot footage!
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Hmmm. Not much protection there, but I think you have successfully created a sexy elf look.
Sorry. I am bad at roasts.
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Huge maces. Compensating?
terrible at roasting also 
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What’s the eyepatch for we know his eyes are perfectly fine under there. The low res pants and boots hurt my eyes too.
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“bony” shoulders (literally)…
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look at this dude
the headpiece item and the hair looks like you’re trying to do some scuffed naruto mog
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I can’t roast your mog, it’s just too epic. Whatever is on your neck though is covering your lion, making it look like you’re ashamed to rep Stormwind.
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“Cut!” shouted in exasperation the film director when Burt Reynolds entered the set wearing full Stormwind armour.
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You look like someone I’d never leave alone with my dog.
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What’s with the eyepatch? Let me guess you only sacrificed one eye.
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