Nah not really … like you said, they do it with everything.
Why not having a villian that is just himself? Who acts because of his own visions.
I think that is much more scary than a comsic force.
Thank you OP, it’s a fun idea. I like your roast of Bolvar! Folks, this started as a fun thread for roasting characters. Roasting is a specific style of comedy, it is not the same as complaining about the writing or having a serious discussion about a particular story. Please consider taking your ongoing discussion into a separate thread, it’s off-topic. Thank you.
Now, my turn. I’m here to talk about Kayn Sunfury. You all know Kayn, right? Very serious demon hunter, devoted follower of Illidan Stormrage, has a flair for the dramatic? I love ya Kayn, you’re great, but I have one question: why does your voice sound like that? Are you gargling gravel on a daily basis? Look, it’s odd enough when Batman does it, and you’re not Batman. Take a throat lozenge or something, will you? And while you’re at it, stop eye-beaming all over the place like a cat marking territory. Altruis isn’t going to come mess with you, he’s too busy glaring being dramatic in his own corner and writing angsty notes to Illidan.
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Hear me out Illidan, you edgy boy, you don’t know what sacrifice is, you only sacrifice others, never put yourself on the frontlines, never sacrificed anything that you really care about, and because of what, because Tyrande choose to bone your brother.
You don’t know pain, you don’t know struggle, and guess what? Yout army of super elite demon hunters? I’ve seen Warriors with a higher kill count, footsoldiers are more reliable.
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At least Magni won’t be having a hard time after TWIW…
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Did… you really just necro a 4 year old thread?
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Roast, huh?
Your name is Thisalee Crow, but you sound like a dog whistle.
Magni, why’d you lose your “hard on” for Azeroth?
I wanted to become a master serial killer, a real Scourge of Azeroth. Who knew all it took was trying to date Jaina?
I dont recall writing that. Geez. But I had a good point.
Illidan Stormrage, STOP trying to smash your brother’s wife! It’s not happening.
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OOC: Really he acted OOC latley. Like you never cared about the Horde until you can do propaganda for yourself. Say what you want on Gallywix but his management of the Horde’s finances and taxes was almost spot on. Gazlowe however only used the opportunity to cut a bigger piece for his crew. That is so not the goblin way.
Hey be fair to Grom. He didn’t start a world war. He just attacked a single human group who was standing in the way. That is not as bad as Garrosh dabbling in the most evil imaginable.
OP really didn’t need to roast Bolvar.
Alexstrasza already did that.
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Baine because he is a beefy doodoohead. I will kill his firstborn kid since they was a legitemate military target as they say.
Amazing that the hardest bangers are again baine lmao
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You forgot “Every Tauren RPer”
Seriously they all think Baine is weak at best and a traitor at worst.
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Ah, Stormrage, a tryhard name for a tryhard guy.
Not Malfurion. Where is Illidan? Is he behind that walking pile of 90’s comic cliches? Oh, that’s Illidan? Seriously, he looks like he crawled out of one of those trashy paperbacks you quoted to mock your parents or teachers in high school. What is Illidan doing in Warcraft anyway? Hiding from Doomguy?
Illidan acts like he’s hot stuff, but he was only relevant for two expansions. And only in Legion because the many more interesting characters were sidelined, ruined or killed off by that point. And most of them didn’t need plot armor.
He joined a world-destroying demon army because a woman rejected him? Elliot Rodger, eat your heart out! If Elliot was an Alliance fan, I’d bet his psycho manifesto would’ve quoted “I am my scars!” instead of "mountains of skulls and rivers of blood!” We’ve found Azeroth’s king of the incels. All hail King Incellidan! Hey, it’s the only way he’ll get Tyrande on her knees before him.
And that magic addiction! Look at his teeth. And his feet. And his hair. Warcraft’s version of Methamphetamine mouth and steroid abuse right there. I’d recommend Illidan go to rehab quick, but I’m afraid he’d murder the therapist with his eyebeams as soon as they try to take the drugs away.
At least being stuck with Sargeras means he’s no longer the biggest edgelord in the room.
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The Alliance and Horde have a better chance of enacting lasting peace than Jaina has of finding and maintaining a solid relationship.
oh come on, look at his SL presence and tell me he’s not a joke.
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He was a joke long before SL lmao
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Didnt DF show how strong Baine is when he is actually angry? Dude was one shotting elite nokhuds like it was nothing.
That’s not roasting.
I don’t think his strength was ever in dispute. In War Crimes…
(I feel like sideshow bob feels every time I mention that book. A sort of disgusted grumble+shudder)
anyway, in War Crimes, Baine puts his hands on Sylvanas for some reason, I think she called him a boot licker, and she can feel that he could probably rip her apart if he wanted to.
Sure, he is strong. But he hasn’t been used well for most of his time. He started off as a hostage and hasn’t really outgrown that through to BfA.
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does it really matter if the only time he will act is when its against faceless nobodies
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