Roaches are disgusting creatures

Thats Gnomeregan.

Gnomes are roaches.

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I did a battle pet quest in Undermine earlier- it’s a Goblin named Creech and all he has are three croaches lol.

It was an easy battle.

You have my sympathy but I’m afraid that roaches laugh at us (in their buggy way) because they have been around for over 300 million years. We haven’t.

Fossil evidence shows them being around as far backas the Carboniferous period of the Paleozoic Era. This was the point where the coal we argue about today was still living plants.

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There are many in the game that are barely noticeable.

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I suffer from inverse arachnophobia, and am terrified of everything that isn’t spiders. Please allow an option in the game to replace all mobs, NPCs, player models, furniture, buildings, plants, ground and skyboxes with spiders.

Thanks.

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Excuse you. I will have you know that Gnomeregan is very much roach free.

…One may argue it is also everything free. That is a more fair assessment.

And, I will have you know, they are very clean roaches. Goblin roaches are not. They come from waste.

There are no more gnomes left in Gnomeregan?

People don’t need filters to protect them from their irrational fears.

I’m afraid of real-life tornadoes, but not pixel tornadoes.

If I ever saw a tornado in game, I would jump in it with my parasol and go wheee! and float down safely.

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im afraid of deep water.

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I have roach pets from Undercity, personally, I think we should just roll up the roaches and smoke them, but all of you took this in a different direction

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It’s different though.

There’s rational fear, and then there are phobias, irrational fears.

I’m scared of jaguars because they can easily tear me to shreds and I live in Brazil where there’s a non-zero probability of my running into a wild jaguar. If I ever meet a Jaguar, there’s nothing I can do. I’m dead.

But I’m fine with video game jaguars because I know they offer me no danger. It’s just a game.

On the other hand I have a phobia of roaches even though they offer me no danger. It doesn’t matter if it’s a real or video game roach, they give me a fight-or-flight reaction. It’s an irrational fear. No amount of rational thinking makes it better.

I have an old friend with a huge phobia of snakes.

He can’t even watch videos of snakes without having immediate reactions of disgust and overall being uncomfortable.

I remember, we went somewhere camping or something and someone found a snake- he became pale like a ghost and got the hell out of there, lol. He ran.

I feel for folks that have phobias.

I don’t really have any, just typical fear of heights and deep water, but even then I can temper those fears if necessary.

I’ve enjoyed myself on boats and have climbed mountains, so the fear doesn’t do much for me unless I legit feel unsafe.

Honestly, I feel I should be afraid of more- my lack of fear is probably more dangerous lol.

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It’s funny, in game I see bees and I’m just like whatever, but in real life? I’m terrified of bees, wasps, hornets, anything with a giant stinger and flies.

I have no reason to be: I think I’ve only been stung like, twice in my life. But I just get downright terrified of them if they get close.

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Roaches in Undermine almost as bad as the Orcs in Durotar

Their resilience and longevity as a species doesn’t take away from the fact that an individual cockroaches’ life is probably pretty miserable since they are almost always in a hostile environment which is made worse by the repulsion many of us have toward them.

It’s just the sad reality that our concern for other organisms is highly dependent on how they look which is illustrated by our radically different treatment of similar rodents like squirrels and rats. Even our treatment of other humans is highly based on looks. If you’re beautiful people will tolerate much more BS from you than if you are not.

Yeah I was talking with one yesterday, he’s pretty sad about the whole situation and he says the big thing for him is not having a phone, that really makes life very hard for him.

He says what’s the point of surviving the apocalypse if everyone hates you and you have no phone, right?

:heart:

i want this for goblins and gnomes

Clean your kitchen then.

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