Remove the night elf fangs

Waidmann-gilneas · September 9, 2020, 5:30am

ahhh are uwu jelwus dat da wittle nelfie welfies have better fangs the uwu

Darvile-moon-guard · September 9, 2020, 5:31am

I find the name of your practice (lol your guild tag) to be very appropriate, Dr Scuzz.

Elathariel-garrosh · September 9, 2020, 5:33am

dude… the only time you see them is when we’re in combat and doing that weird open-mouthed death-gaze.

Personally though, I really like them. makes me feel fierce

Scuzz-skywall · September 9, 2020, 5:33am

Thank you! And you know, if I keep practicing medicine (and dentistry), then by golly, I’m bound to get it right eventually.

Now I’m not precisely certain which teeth the nelfs want removed, so I’ll just cover all my bases and take 'em all. It’s mathematically foolproof!

Elathariel-garrosh · September 9, 2020, 5:34am

I shall slap you, and then slap you again.

Scuzz-skywall · September 9, 2020, 5:36am

Promise?
/cackle!

Morgam-proudmoore · September 9, 2020, 5:37am

Here’s a better idea:

Make Night Elf fangs bigger.

Ukhu-lightninghoof · September 9, 2020, 6:00am

Can they be burned?

Rosenylund-herod · September 9, 2020, 6:06am

Night elves are savages.

Stop trying to turn them into generic “good pure saint fantasy elf uwu”

Graveclaw-undermine · September 9, 2020, 5:05pm

Exactly they’re elves not vampires. They need to be removed.

Shylia-moon-guard · September 9, 2020, 5:07pm

I disagree. The fangs are fine. Leave Nelves alone. They’re more than fine.

Edgyjojomeme-nathrezim · September 9, 2020, 5:07pm

night elves are savage tree huggers

Why not remove tusks from orcs. And make them pink. And not so big.

Thelordherne-destromath · September 9, 2020, 5:17pm

Elves are deevolved Trolls who have tusks and fangs, also Night Elves also have a whole sect devoted to turning into Worgen werewolves and take in nature energy, it makes sense that they would have mildly animalistic features, not quite as pronounced as Malfurion’s but still… On High/Blood Elves the fangs make less sense but on like Void and Night Elves it would make sense that the energies they inhume would of course exaggerate their animal like ativistic features… and even Blood Elf Demon Hunters would make sense to have pronounced fangs as many Demons do as well. Only ones I;d remove it from are the High Elve NPCS and nobody else. Alternative suggestion why not WIDEN the fangs? I have pronounced canines in real life and mine look like a dogs, wider at base coming up to a tipped point like a sharks or a spear head, the problem is that Elves have cat teeth, they need to be more mammalian and less needle like.

Grymauch-zangarmarsh · September 9, 2020, 5:19pm

Soo… that means that you’re Vampire Viking-Santa Vadimier?

Hammerdan-proudmoore · September 9, 2020, 5:19pm

PSA: Fangs on girls make them cute.

Tyrandesaur-zangarmarsh · September 9, 2020, 5:20pm

I heard this in Garrosh’s voice in my head and now I cannot stop laughing.

Rhuor-wyrmrest-accord · September 9, 2020, 5:21pm

Truth to this statement.

Soulebreaker-hyjal · September 9, 2020, 5:40pm

Maybe elves are both. I like the fangs on my elves. You can change to human.

Helsylvan-wyrmrest-accord · September 9, 2020, 5:41pm

I’m all for more options but have you tried not making an elf?

Phelios-baelgun · September 9, 2020, 6:11pm

Thats cauaw wow elves are not Lotr elves. Instead they are evolved forms of trolls. The fangs use to be tusks.