Dear Chromie,
So I was in some time prison stabbing bad guys and taking their stuff. I don’t remember which one it was, they all kinda blend together after awhile. It’s like you know, we’re in the Temple of Dooblinarp and so you expect there’s going to be some guy named Dooblinarp you gotta stab but no, you get the to big boss and it’s some guy named Gurblord Schmenk the Dongbangler or something like that. It’s never something simple like Steve the Wizard they all have some nonsense name and how am I supposed to keep track of all their names?
Anyway, we had this totally green tank never tanked before and this guy got angry and unleashed the Long-Leggedy drama and rage quit. Like dude! The guy said he’d never tanked before, cut him some slack. It’s timewalking dungeons. Nothing there matters and then you got the Pook wearing twink gear and that’s gotta be messing with the scaling.
Anyway, if you can send a memo out to the noob tanks letting them know tanking for the first time in timewalking dungeons is totally cool. Hey, worse comes to worst (or is it worse comes to wurst, the Pook can never get those Long-Leggedy sayings right), the Pook has vanish so if I go down, that’s really on the Pook, not you. Sometimes I get a little stabby and start drawing more attention to myself which probably doesn’t make your job any easier.
So let the noob tanks know it’s totally cool if they wanna do baby pulls until they figure things out. I’m not in a rush. These guys are in time prison. They’re not going anywhere they will all be there to be stabbed and have their stuff taken in due time. And hey, if the noob tank wants to try a god pull, the Pook is down to see how it all plays out. Either way it’s going to be a learning experience. Usually I just follow the tank in stealth and only stop to stab when they stop to stab. It’s easier when they’re all bunched up together.
Anyway let the noob tanks know the Pook is there for them. I know they can build armour to protect the body but you can’t build armour to protect the heart (although I have tried rum). Noob tanks in the timewalking dungeons just makes the dungeon that much more interesting in the Pook’s book.
Anyway, my gummy has kicked in so I’ll have an extra large ghost pepper chicken burrito and a large chocolate milkshake.
Oh! Did I ever show you the magic sword I got the time I broke Thrall out of time prison? It’s pretty sweet. Sometimes it summons baby dragons who fight along side me. They’re pretty wicked. I got some cute boots there once too.
Oh can I get some onion rings too?