Range dps looking for guild

Date Posted: 11/17/2019
Faction: Horde
Classes: Anything range, mage and boomy are by farm my most “geared” , but I can play any range class proficiently
ilvl: 414mage and 406 balance druid
Neck: mage 65
Progression: 0/0
But i do have multiple ce in past expansions, you can armory
me i have cutting edge black gate, cutting edge blackhand cutting edge imperator’s fall, cutting edge xavius, cutting edge helya, cutting edge Guldan and 25 and 10 man heroic garrosh, 10 and 25 man lei shen, 10 heroic ragnaros before mythic was a thing
And also aotc, keljeidan, and argus was just pugging at the time not really doing anything crazy
Armory: https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/character/us/tichondrius/oudisious
Contact: bnet crunchroll#1666
discord : oud:#0408
Avail, tus-thurs maybe weds evenings east
looking for at least a weekly heroic clear, as I’m just a returning player, and havent played any of bfa so I’m relatively unproven with current logs, I’m aware the tier is almost over so this is mainly for upcoming nzoth tier

We’re looking for strong players for next tier, hit me up if our schedule would work for you and we can that. You said maybe Wednesdays, so I wasn’t sure.

Short version: Mythic Guild LFM Raiders committed to getting CE.

GM/Raid Lead: Xantoniel#1517 on Bnet or Xantoniel#1979 on Discord
Recruitment: Zander#1312 on Bnet

Have you ever dreamed of something bigger? Like there is a special calling in the world for u? Like being able to rip your shirt off and then having people oil up your well toned body as you flex on nerds? Being able to lift more than 30000x your own body weight on the bench? Hey bros thunder chad here and just kickin open your door to let you know, if you answered yes or no to any of these questions there is a guild out there for you. Where I will teach you to be the master of the ways, and make your friends, girlfriends,boyfriends,husbands,and wives so jealous of your sick mad skills, and your life achievements they will not want to leave you alone so they can try and steal some of your fame and success.

Rëquiëm the totally original name but just remixed like sprite to look the same but be totally different and cooler. So why don’t you pop that top and pull that tab and dive right into this like the hit mini series Requiem, staring Lydia Wilson who by the way is totally rad. We get together to show off our god like physical physique and flex on some dragons and some fever dream monsters every Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday 8pm-11pm est, that is 7-10 cst, and 5-8 pst. Lead by a 4/8m team that wanted more out of our raiding experience and for everyone to pull their own weight so we had a chance to get a CE this expansion. The roided up the jacked up keyboard warriors we need are as follows.

We have some melee spots open- Looking for warrior,rogue,shaman

We are looking for range which those classes are- mage,priest,shaman,warlock,druid, or hunters.

If you don’t see your class on the lists above feel free to reach by finding the contact info farther down below, and see if you can’t flex hard enough to change my mind.


  • Be on time and prompt
  • Bring your best
  • Food
  • Flask
  • Potions
  • A pulse
  • The ability to breath through your nose
  • Not to live with your mother but if you do that is cool but be respectful to her.
  • Be able to bench your own body weight.

Well bros that concludes this divine intervention inside of your dream thunder chad has to take off, but I will leave you with a parting gift of foresight to see the contact info of my people so that your people can get in touch with my people. A good flex and may your bench always be strong. sparkytiz#1491 and always remember to rip your shirt down and out Lunaspark#1158.


Not sure if Wednesdays work for you, given what you wrote, since we raid Tuesdays and Wednesdays. If yes, we’re always on the lookout for good people to raid with us! We’re an old guild, established during the Burning Crusade, that’s been raiding together for a long time now. Our primary focus is AOTC, but we always get Heroic on farm in reasonable time, so we dip our toes into Mythic to stave off the boredom of farm.

If we sound like the sort of guild that’s right for you, please get in touch! Our guild recruitment officer would love to talk to you!

Guild blurb below:

Carebear Club - Velen is LFM DPS and Healers. We are a fun group of people, that love to make jokes and kill bosses together. We see ourselves as raiders that dabble in mythic, but we really do it to push ourselves. There are a good amount of people that enjoy mythic + outside of our raid times as well. Many of our raiders are also around questing and doing other random things together on off nights. We’re a big family here at CbC and strive to make a person feel at home. 

Raid Times: Tuesday/Wednesday 9pm EST - 12am EST
Raid Progression: 3/8 M, 8/8H
Forum Post Link: https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/h-carebear-club-velen-3-8-m-8-8h-ep-lfm-dps/192734/
Contact Information: Ariana#1409 (bnet)

If you are interested or would like more information please feel free to contact me. Good Luck hunting.