Find every instance of the word the and capitalize the h.
And my reply was insinuating that your premise for this one was false.
No, if they didn’t want this reply, they should have said
Conjured items are items, so they fit under the definition of all items.
Ok, 15. In buff on a 10 min cooldown. You already have 100% uptime when you don’t die.
You are taking this waaaaay too seriously. Unclench. 
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Fix the death knights on the character select screen. They are not standing straight on like every other class, rather they’re turned a few degrees to the right (character’s left). Also, make them the same size as every other class on the character select screen.
Next, figure out why my druid disconnects every time they fly into the Heart of the Forest flight path. Every. Single. Time.
Fix the “learning” sound and graphic on login that happens on all characters once you unlock ZM flight. It’s annoying and stupid.
I’m sure there are more. I’ll have to think on it.
And if you can vendor them for zero copper, there’s no issue.
Things with no price value should vendor for zero copper.
Find my blue pin, I miss placed it about six months ago, off you go…
That’s not it
No not it
I said pen, blue pen!
No, that’s not it, wait, where did you get that, NVM give it to me, now find my pin
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have him delete all void elves and draenei from the game.
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Send him to the art department to add to the skin section because this is so easy a monkey could do it but for some reason it stays undone month after month year after year.
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OMG you two… STHTOP!
This was a fun thread until you went all Forum debater pro on it.
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Fix Stormwind’s music so that it works as originally intended by composer Jason Hayes.
Back in the development of the original game, the music team made two types of music for the game: ambient and thematic, with the former being used for tracks that would be played frequently and the latter for tracks that were intended as seldom-played “spice”. This is because when played too often, thematic music tends to become grating.
With this in mind, Hayes worked with the engineers to ensure that the Stormwind opening chorus played in only very specific circumstances: when entering Stormwind through the Valley of Heroes, and only for one entry in 10-15 minutes (so it wouldn’t get repeated when stepping in and out of the gates, for example).
This worked great up through WotLK. But then the fire na– err, Deathwing attacked, and with the revamp that brought to the city, that bit of musical mechanics was broken. Ever since, that intro track plays constantly, starting over every time you walk in and out of a building in the city. And so now, the problem which Hayes was explicitly trying to avoid is on full display.
This needs to be fixed, and it seems like just the sort of work an intern in the engineering department could handle.
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I’d have him find the hi-res source textures that the in-game ones were based on and just replace them. That ought to tide us over until those armors and weapons are remade.
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Stick him in the recording booth and have him redo the lines from Cataclysm’s Hyjal Opening.
Hard to do worse than the first time they tried that, after all.
It’s hard for some to turn off. It’s like a robot, log in look for argument.
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Have them search for the file, “KaelthasNew”. Replace with “KaelthasOriginal”.
I did a run of The Eye the other day. It’s so disappointing. Worse though is Magister’s Terrace. His outraged shouting at the end was always so awesome. The new one is so weak.
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Can I buy this game on Steam or what
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i tell them to get blizzard put on their resume and then run as far as they can from the company. new people’s efforts should be put towards something with a lot more potential instead 