Pushing the Limits of Technology

Blizzard could literally click like 2 buttons and turn on cross-realm sharding/layering for classic, and there would be no queues left. Then everyone could play without queues, and everyone would be happy.

Blue guys: “uhhh we can’t get rid of queues bc uhhh auction house and uhhhh trade chat”. AH is already merged for all servers on retail, this problem is non-existent and solved. For the second item: Make chat shard/layer specific. Problem solved.

There’s no reason we have queues, other than:

  1. Blizzard is incompetent
  2. Blizzard is willfully negligent
  3. Blizzard is too greedy to pay for someone to fix these problems (bc CEO Bobby needs another yacht)