oh the Gnomanity! - I give it a couple weeks after Launch.
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I don’t think it’s actually possible to make it to Hogger and still be lvl 1. Piss! Now I’m going to have to try!
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No, you ding a couple of times by the time you reach the Gnoll camps.
And I am so there when it eventually happens.
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Oh, I forgot about the level changes. That little island off the bottom of STV - which is level 50.
I’m just waiting to see the pile of dead bodies at Hogger’s camp.
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these fooking murlocs. op is right.
the skeletons at the murloc camp near Eastvale always make me smile…
During the Classic Test this past week - There was a lot of corpses… lol
Gnolls to the right of me
Murlocs to the left
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with doom
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OMG - That is totally perfect!
Edited Cause reasons!
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Now I’m thinking of that scene from Monty Python’s Holy Grail where Tim leads the knights to the cave, but instead of a rabbit coming out, it is a lone murloc.
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There is a great Classic skill that’s not found on the action bars, that all players will need to get intimately familiar with.
Run Away
Rank 1
Instant
Run the #%^* away.
“A Hero knows when to pick their battles. There is no shame in living to see the light of day.”
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Aww but death by a thousand murlocs is a right of passage for newbies! 
See also: Gnolls and running to SM if you’re alliance.
Murlocs were originally planned to be a warlock demon but were deemed OP and far too intimidating to other players
i will now quote from my favorite band of all time (Faith no more).
“its always funny until someone gets hurt and then its just hilarious .”
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Additional PSA to all new Night Elf players, you will die … a lot … running the Wetlands marathon to join your friends in their Eastern Kingdom starter zones.
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WHY IS ANYONE WARNING NEW PLAYERS?!
Stop that s— right now. You let them learn it on their own just like we did.
Throw them in, lean over the rail and yell “SWIM B**CH!”
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You need to activate this action before you get too broken to use it successfully too - they WILL give chase and beat on you for awhile.
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Yeah I remember ambushing someone who decided to open those locked doors.
A human went in and no one came out.