Proof That Elune Is A Terrible Goddess

“likes a big stag”.

Also remember that they were corrupted by the Old God’s, forces so strong they made a Titan go mad and try to purge the universe.

Elune wins by being shinyful.

She jumps across the entire sky every night!

it’s hilarious when a draenei, whose race is almost entirely demons, want to lecture anyone else about whose handful of wayward members of the race made demonic pacts. You all are the prime.

As many times as the Light and Naaru saved the Draenei from doom :rofl::rofl::rofl: Hey maybe that’s a lore connection right there, they are both useless when needed most LOL.

She’s just orbiting.

Orbiting is just a special type of falling.

I wouldn’t call them 100% useless im sure theres a market for a large nightlight and a sentient windchime

That was an orc head, so that should say “accepts humanoid sacrifices.”

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There’s also a quest in Desolace where you can sacrifice the “flesh of the enemies of Elune” to a statue in exchange for a buff.

You can only sacrifice Satyrs for that quest, but I guess Orcs can now be considered “enemies of Elune” as well lol

I hoped to God that Neptunia wasn’t going to be the one used to compare.

I knew it would be.

I am what I am. And what I am is a Nep fanboy :smiley:

It’s not trolling. It’s comedy!

Trolling aims to make people mad.

I aim to make people laugh :smiley:

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You want to talk about an abusive deity? Look at R’hllor; The Lord of Light from Game of Thrones. (Spoilers ahead) One of his priestess tells Beric Dondarrion that R’hllor says he has a a huge part to play in the war for the Dawn (Basically GoT’s version of Ragnarok). He gets resurrected from the dead seven times until the War for the Dawn finally begins. During the war, he proceeds to get cut down by Ice Zombies so that the person that will eventually kill the Night King escapes.

Mostly I’m just angry that I imagined you were a female IRL this whole time.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU LYING ABOUT??? :sob:

I swear to god i’ll get a hose

Which is why I threw out comical responses as well. Even dipping into the obvious pervert category. For the laughs.

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A+ trolling, Mortis.

Elune never shows her face because she looks like the Majora’s Mask moon.

No-one liked that Tree. Fandral already stuffed it up.

It’s not trolling! It’s comedy! I just wanna make everybody laugh :smiley:

(Except Demon Hunters. Don’t laugh, Demon Hunters!)

Laughing demon hunters may bring Illidan out of his self imposed exile to remind them that they are only allowed to be wangsty. No Other Emotions Permitted!

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