Pretty dumb question : " Which race has the worse farts? "

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I think it would go like this based on reality…

Klaxxi -frequency
Tauren -a little less frequent but still…
Human - 3rd in line on the planet Earth (Termites, cows resting above us)
Dark Iron - Ever smelled a beer fart?
Dwarf - refer to above
Dranei - Clearly they drink some kind of Vodka and blame others for their farts
Elves (all of them) Ancient 1,000 year old stinkers would ew
Trolls - Diet (they are cannibals in some places)
Gnomes -Small and deadly
Orcs - could probably tear fabric
Worgen - omg the smell
Vulpera - dog farts are terrible, but not as bad as Worgen
Pandaren - combine beer fart with dog fart
Forsaken - Worgen ain’t nothin

Suffice to say Forsaken flatulence would just… it’s a dead thing… farting.

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I think all the undeads have the worse farts (forsakens and dk’s). That’s because they’re already dead and logically they stinks, and every cell on their bodies are dead.

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How dare no one even mention Kul Tirans. Ours are supersonic!

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yea no doubt about it. it is 10000% but its what my brain works on throughout the day.
continously going : " well, tauren have like 9 stomachs so clearly they would produce allot of gass… then again pandaren are leteral bears "
just that throughout the day at work.
im so glad i dont work in a place that requires full attention. what if i was a surgeon just in the middle of a opperation going : " pandaren, def pandaren "

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haha the night elf male , only plant haha

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Dark Iron dwarves. You know they are going to be all sulfuric

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People think Sylvannas caused that hole in icecrown.

Scientisits, however, have determined that it was largely caused by Taurens farting.

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What a weird fetish.

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If Undead could fart, their would be the worst by far. Actually, undead can fart, ask any mortician!

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trust me. nothing sexual about this.
i giggle at farts not fantasize of them

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Night Elf and Blood Elf… Demon Hunters. That added Fel Taint adds the special sauce to any bubble gut explosion. What have you Sacrificed? Well they sacrificed being able to enjoy sushi and fermented beverages.

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oh god if we are talking about class mix ups that makes a whole new game.
what about deathknights?

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I dunno why but I feel that the Trolls would hold the 1º place fart trophy.

As a individual, then Festergut gets the title.

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How could it not be Forsaken - or does the continious stench of rotting flesh sort of make the farts smell like flowers?

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Void Elf. Because void.

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Dead bodies fart all the time, they release their bacteria acumulation of gas, when they decompose

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Don’t know why but I picture female blood elf farts like cute shy trumpets, and yeah, we forsaken fart, just try to enter undercity

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Gnomes. Big blasts come in small packages.

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Tauren…obviously.

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