Taped upon various pillars and walls about the streets of Silvermoon City are posters describing a stolen cat . . .
MAN STOLE CAT. Sorrow, a male black cat, very thin, a small missing patch of fur that looks like a crescent moon on his left hip.
The thief is a nightborne male, who is a little bit short, with long white hair, mask.
If found, please mail Cellenne Coldfeather at the Silvermoon Inn.
(Accompanying the text are illustrations of the cat and the vague suspect. Also, everything looks written and drawn by a kid.)