Please Put Your Carts Back At The Cart Corral

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lol porch poachers stop stealing packages when you stick an amazon box on your porch with the neighborā€™s dogā€™s poo in it.

But yeah I got you. I looked it up and apparently itā€™s just underneath comprehensive where your insurance will just be like, ā€œoh ok hereā€™s some under coverage to get it fixed.ā€ then your rate may go up a little bit.

i would but i dont want cart return ppl to be out of a job

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See, least thatā€™s a valid excuse. You wanna make sure they have job security.

And if the store has both standard carts and also those small basket double deckers? Donā€™t mix them up. Double-deckers to one side, standard to the other. I swear to god, people - itā€™s not hard!

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as if they get to go home early if all the carts are put away

I used to work at a grocery store. Store shut down at 9 and we had til 10 to 10:30 to front and face the store, stock, breakdown cardboard boxes and gather up the carts. We got out on timeā€¦ usually.

Their job is to return them to the store, not to the corral. You make their job harder by making them chase down strays instead of just collecting them from the corral. Thereā€™s plenty of carts for them to bring back.

Even when I worked at Wal-Mart 20 years ago, theyā€™d often have everyone go outside and help bring carts in because they were running low even with several cart pushers working. lol

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We know this wonā€™t happen, because itā€™s not a topic that offends them. :wink:

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Dang what did I miss? xD

I believe the proper title is ā€œcart fairiesā€.

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Someone made a thread about it being trans visibility day and people got triggered

Eh it was locked, and I donā€™t want to hijack this thread with it. lol Probably shouldnā€™t have commented butā€¦ there is a noticeable lack of people who claimed they pipe up in ALL off topic threads, not just ones about something they disagree with.

But I digress.

Ah. Dang. o-o

Got ya.

wow so im pretty much responsible for walmarts entire employee base? imaigne if they didnt need people to go get the carts, yall would have literally been fired and replaced by robots

Til the walmart customers start stealing the robots / knocking them over to try and sue XD

The word is literally in my name, and yet I do not pull shenanigans like leaving carts around.

Doing that is amateur hour. Put the carts back and instead, make chocolate coated brussel sprout pops. So people think it is a cake pop - but it is not.

(Although I like brussels sprouts, so meh. idk 'bout that chocolate tho)

As a former cart pusher this speaks to me on a primal level. Ive seen carts go flying into cars during thunderstorms when i cant do anything about it.

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I donā€™t miss those days. My friend and I used to grab all the carts in one super long line, he would steer and Iā€™d push

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That would result in 5-7 years, probably 2-3 served on good behavior.