As a horde player and a goblin lover, can’t wait to kill him. Dude tried to enslave me twice and escaped my bullet twice.
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Lol no he isn’t
There is a reason why Gazlowe was always picked since vanilla before Gallywix. Gazlowe is the horde. Gallywix tried to kill us from the get go.
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No he wasn’t. He was a minor quest giver in the barrens until Bfa. Gallywix was the leader for 8 years
Isn’t Gallywix supposed to be Bobby kotic?
Someone never made or played a goblin. Gallywix was more of a hostage than a leader.
Orgrimmar was built twice up by Gazlowe and his union. Bilgewater cartel didn’t go to Gallywix when it came to troubles, they came to the goblin player character, aka “the boss” and Gazlowe. Lore wise Gallywix was kept at his palace and told to not mess with the rest of the cartels and he enjoyed the pleasures of not doing anything and stealing from my cartel.
It was during bfa where he found a way to hoodwink Sylvanas to siphon money from the horde for his escape plan, which he did in shadowlands.
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Gazlowe is a Goblin bro.
There is nothing about any Goblin that amounts to more than “LoL it’s little and green and blows up.”
They are comic relief. They are to the Horde what the three stooges are to film. A fortunate moment of laughter.
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Mate, the horde is nothing without us goblins. Nothing.
Your zeppelins? Gazlowe. Orgrimmar? Gazlowe. The trains? Gazlowe. Your bombs, bullets, and canons, all us baby.
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It would be the same thing with less laughs. Admittedly diminished. Just not by much.
Diminished by a lot. You wouldn’t have a capital nor ships.
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You have no plan about Goblins it Shows. Gazlowe is a stupid californian self insert that had overprized services to Orgrimmar Gallywix could have made much faster for less costs. Gazlowe is nothing. Gallywix is the Godfather.
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And that is an ignore because bringing you Cali out of nowhere is wild.
Also, Gallywix would have taken the money and ran without Orgrimmar ever being built. That is the joke of him. He doesn’t build, he steals.
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Gazlowe the “Pay my people a living wage” Bernie bro that will hate millionaires until he becomes one and then hate billionaires instead.
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…my god. Imagine hating paying people for their work. What is wrong with you.
I hope you work in a black company in Japan.
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Imagine wearing a goblin disguise while saying this. Please reroll a Gnome.
Gnomes do things for free. Goblins are capitalists who want fair pay. Not the same.
I’ll sell you fel energy for a nice price.
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Every goblin is not comic relief. Gazlowe is a solid example of what goblins can be.
Gazlowe has been an asset to the Horde for quite a while, even before he actually officially joined since he was originally a (not really, but somewhat) neutral faction leader.
Gazlowe is an example of a good business leader.
Gallywix is a damned leech that unsuccessfully throws money at problems. He has no idea what he’s doing most of the time and has an ego that prohibits him from paying somebody who does know what they’re doing, assuming he doesn’t enslave or kill them.
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Goblins are cronies that will do anything for a profit even if it includes unfair pay. Gazlowe will either (realistically) manipulate this new approach for his own profit (as corporations have done with their recent phony initiatives) or he won’t be much of a goblin.
Cronyism != capitalism.
So damned if he leans into the caricature and damned if he doesn’t lean into the caricature?
He’s a better character conceptually than Gallywix to be a functional Horde leader. He’s not a bleeding heart hero, but he’s not an incompetent fool with more money than sense, either.
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No. Good if he leans into the caricature because that is what Goblins should be. The problem isn’t with what Goblins should be, the problem is with what people wish they were.
Tired of trying to turn everything into a blank slate that ultimately ends up the same garbage.
This is spoken like someone who never truly got into goblin lore. Yes, there are someo who act like you said but Gazlowe is more of the Henry Ford version of capitalists. Health care, fair pay, and unions but this didn’t sugar coat his underhand business ways.
Same with gazlowe. He cares for his workers but will use a gnome as a meat shield.
Gallywix is literally the type of capitalists that leech their own company and leave and keep doing so. Gallywix is the MBAs of capitalism, the blood suckers. Gazlowe is the boot straps capitalists that will do anything to reach on top and a good loyale employees means a stronger business.
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