When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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What’s the point of a second thread about this?
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You could put him in the northern barrens in a neutral area so everyone could visit.
If you ask to spar with him, he agrees, then one-shots you with a roundhouse kick.
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One thread isn’t stong enough to handle the power of chuck norris
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As of today, I think it actually is.
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Chuck’s tears can raise the dead. Trouble is chuck never cries.
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Lol! As long as he can tell you jokes too!
He should have had some extracted for days like today.
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Also, I didn’t see a thread about a joke NPC all I saw was someone asking him to be a monk trainer.
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Okay, change it to; You ask him to tell you a joke, he does so THEN one-shots you with a roundhouse kick.
Then he roundhouse kicks your ghost back into your body, because he didn’t give you permission to die.
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Can we make it to where when you die to him, and ghost run back he is waiting for you and kills your ghost form too?
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A Prey target who does chuck norris one liners and jokes and one shots you, and you get a achievement and a deco
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Maybe he can bite off Ozzy’s head to avenge the bat?
Yes. He was always a Warcraft icon. He helped keep Warcraft going. He helped encourage people to play. He helped Warcraft Grow. You can’t change the past. He is a Warcraft icon!
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Remembered? Sure. Missed? Not even in the slightest. History won’t remember his ilk fondly.
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The grim reaper came, He took took chuck Norris out.
Yall need to spread love not hate. Remember Yahweh is always watching 
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Maybe you should check why warcraft is alive today.
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A Texas highway patrolman once pulled Chuck Norris over and Chuck let him off with a warning.
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