Oh what in the nine hells is this?
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Hewwo fwien uwu 
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A tiny technicality: it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day (my second favorite holiday after Halloween)
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Are you supposed to be cute or something. Because it ain’t working. Ain’t working at all. Quite the opposite actually.
Whelp…
Guess it’s time for some euthanasia!
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When is talk like an UwU day??
Huwway! piwates awe wight awound the cownew! i cawn’t wait tuwu be swashbuckwing, booty hunting, awnd jowwy jowwying!
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Fkin never!
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I don’t know what I hate more.
That you’re talking in that uwu voice to begin with.
Or that you’re not talking like a Pirate when discussing Pirate Date.
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Good Lord
Is this grammar a reportable offense?
It should be
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Alliance world quests in Voldun….
There are some encampments to burn…
We should get busy. This time the Horde is invited
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I mean, I have a Vulpera alt myself, but that kind of behavior is almost exclusively seen from Vulpera players. The mighty Horde… consisting of Barbies and Chihuahuas… sigh
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They tend to attract the uWu types. It keeps them fairly condensed and makes it clear what they are without needing to ask though.
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What do you mean… “types”
Pouting fox noises
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Vulpera made me turn in my Horde card and swap over to Alliance, at least in Retail. They’re just furry Gnomes/Goblins, trade technology for “scrappiness” (as if Goblins and other Horde races don’t have that already).
Sylvanas, Blood Elves, and Vulpera have damaged the Horde’s image in my eyes, to the point it’ll never recover.
I’d rather play the faction that has narrative cohesion between the races, and Alliance has tons of that. Dwarves, Gnomes, and Humans have been working together for almost hundreds of years now.
As for OP, actual Pirate’s Day is in September.
Wow I’m offended 
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(For those that don’t speak uwu speak)
"Hello Comrades!
With pirate day right around the corner I’m looking for some ghost pirates to plunder treasure with!
Leave your battlenet name below and lets set sail for that treasure me hardies! 
"
That is the translation.
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Oh, it was readable.
Just kind of painful.