There comes a time in most lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag.
Drink up, me hearties!
Aye aye!
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
Shiver me timbers!
What did the pirate with cardiovascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
Arrr, me hearty!!!
Robert: Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?
Patrick: Beats me.
Robert: Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Patrick: Beats me.
Robert: Because the captain was standing on the deck!
What would a pirate wear for his Halloween costume?
A pumpkin patch
A pumpkin patch
What type of socks do pirates wear?
Arrrrrgyle socks!
Arrrrrgyle socks!
Did you know 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates?
How did the pirate get his ship so cheaply?
It was on sail.
It was on sail.
Most veteran pirates can only think about sailing the seas again. They’ve got ship for brains.
When a pirate grows rich enough, they make him a prince.
“If I don’t kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.”
What is a pirate's favorite movie?
Booty and the Beast.
Booty and the Beast.
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
Relationships!
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy.
Ships ahoy.
What grows out of a pirate's head?
Corsair (coarse hair).
Corsair (coarse hair).
What’s the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!
Planking!
What do pirate drug dealers say?
"I got the HOOK up!" (While holding right arm with hook above his head)
"I got the HOOK up!" (While holding right arm with hook above his head)
Where did the pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP
IHOP