Petition to burn down Nazjatar

Osyla-moon-guard · June 30, 2019, 5:45pm

Hi everyone, I’m starting a petition to burn down Nazjatar like Teldrassil. Please sign below.
Thank you,
Enraged WoW Player

Dreta-stormrage · June 30, 2019, 5:46pm

Is this a complaint against the devs or a legit strategy against Azshara? Cause I think it can work. Let’s burn it down

Ohgodmyeyez-hyjal · June 30, 2019, 5:46pm

You’re suggesting arson as the means to destroy an undersea area only exposed to air by a magical mcguffin that can be disabled at any time…?

Sure, okay. Burn it.

Osyla-moon-guard · June 30, 2019, 5:46pm

Don’t give up hope, we can make it happen.

Hukkanno-area-52 · June 30, 2019, 5:47pm

no need to burn it, just put the water back and we can forget it ever existed

Raelhorn-ravencrest · June 30, 2019, 5:51pm

You’d have hard time burning Nazjatar.

Too wet and damp, nothing will burn until it dries out a bit.
Give it a couple of years first.

Osyla-moon-guard · June 30, 2019, 5:53pm

Anything is possible with enough passion.

Yinglei-wyrmrest-accord · June 30, 2019, 5:53pm

It’s too damp to burn.

Vystian-dalaran · June 30, 2019, 5:54pm

/signed

Why? First post in months to make me lol irl.

Arshia-alexstrasza · June 30, 2019, 5:56pm

Does sodium metal exist on Azeroth. Cause if it does, BOOM coulombic explosion.

Grumbles-hellscream · June 30, 2019, 5:57pm

While there are a few things that will burn underwater (magnesium as an example) you would need a whole lot of it. I’m not sure you have enough gold.

Nøkken-dalaran · June 30, 2019, 5:57pm

Then in their desperation, the kelfin undergo an ancient rite. As avatars of Gral’s vengeance, they become tide warriors!

Kalenn-kilrogg · June 30, 2019, 5:58pm

I was just talking to a co-worker about this!

BURN IT ALL!

Junò-wyrmrest-accord · June 30, 2019, 6:00pm

So NOW you want something burned? all right fine will do you this one favor just this once…

Klowdywilde-area-52 · June 30, 2019, 6:00pm

Wouldn’t it just immediately be flooded? Then right back to how it was for centuries, with a horrible threat still there.

Honeypot-area-52 · June 30, 2019, 6:01pm

Yes! Seafood BBQ!

Osyla-moon-guard · June 30, 2019, 6:03pm

Ahaha, I love these comments!

Tsavis-area-52 · June 30, 2019, 6:04pm

Well warlock and mage fire work under water, wouldn’t it be more fun just to use us? Plus warlocks have unending breath.

Raelhorn-ravencrest · June 30, 2019, 6:17pm

A few problems with that approach:

Pure Sodium fizzles and dashes about the water’s surface on fire… so not much of an explosion as it is a big ol’ “FWOOSH”… Other alkali metals can be more reactive, such as potassium or caesium, to provide more “oomph”. They’re also a bit harder to obtain, so you have to find the right balance between reactivity and how readily it can be obtained for maximum fwoosh… so I’d suggest potassium.
Isolating and storing large quantities of pure alkali metals is notoriously difficult. Has to be protected from air and all that to keep it pure because it’s so reactive. The more reactive, the harder to get and store.
Be sure to hire a lot of mages to teleport the stuff (from a distant location) right in front of Azshara. Also coordinate disrupting whatever teleportation blocker she put in place to make sure it works.

Sinelus-moonrunner · June 30, 2019, 6:17pm

warlocks use demon fire tho, it’s not normal fire. It’s “extra-dimensional alien fire”.