Pandaren Deathknights are more terrifying than you think

Do I even dare ask what exactly the mating rituals of a sentient humanoid panda entails?

In most cases humans really are to blame. In this case I wonder.

Amphibians are very hard to get right. It can be almost impossible to get them to breed in captivity. Fish too, especially saltwater fish, and this is probably because they do have complex interactions with their habitats. But as you move up to reptile, bird, mammal, it actually gets easier. Hybrids like tiger/lion and lion/leopard are outlandishly unlikely in the wild.

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most of the AH bots I run into are Pandaren DKs. they’re not subtle, yet they remain unbanned. I report them as I can, though.

They have the best /dance in the game.

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Well according to MoP you have to beat their ancestors spirits in a fight. Also lots of food and drink.

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At least it’s not having to fight the bride or groom XD. (Welcome to a Vorkai wedding)

huh. i thought the scariest part about pandaren dks is that they’d be unnervingly calm/quiet. channeling their inner-peace through the peace of the grave, as they just stare you down from across the way
 unable to experience the joy their kind are known for, and instead becoming weapons of death and destruction.

A-are we talking about a Pandaren DK or my tendency to stare like a soulless Preying Mantis
?

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pandaren death-knights, friend. i dunno how you’d be channeling the peace of the grave, your alive! :rofl:

Like this
 stares into your sssssooooooul

“Slow down! Life is to be savoured!”

(diabolical smile)

“
 and I intend to savour yours.”

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No panda in game looks that cool

Omg you’re a monster.

I dunno, I mean, I’d be more afraid of an 8-9 foot tall hooved and horned chunk of pure beef coming at me.

Lots of food and definitely slowing down. I won’t dare mention any of the suggestions you could find on furry website. :sweat_smile:

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