Otter pets have mortal wounds!

We can pvp with them!

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ARTHUR: What?

TIM: There he is!

ARTHUR: Where?

TIM: There!

ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?

TIM: It is the rabbit.

ARTHUR: You silly sod!

TIM: What?

ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!

TIM: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR: Ohh.

TIM: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

GALAHAD: Get stuffed!

TIM: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?

ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!

TIM: I’m warning you!

ROBIN: What’s he do, nibble your bum?

TIM: He’s got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

TIM: Look!

[squeak]

BORS: Aaaugh!

[dramatic chord]

[clunk]

ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!

TIM: I warned you!

ROBIN: I done it again!

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–

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This is why i support talent trees for pets - we do train our pets right?, we need some of The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

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are they cunning or ferocity?
assuming the former since PvPers seem happy

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they are cunning

there are 3 ms cunning pets, raptors, hyenas, and rodents

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This topic is Otterly ridiculous….
I’ll see myself out.

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Hashtag nice

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They would of Necessity be of Both, Cunning { Attack speed Buff }and Ferocity { Mortal Wounds }. And most definitely a BM only pet.

oh my god i might actually replace my raptor

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