Orc posting

You may be Vulpera, but you are now an honorable orc.
Your first orders are simple

INORDER TO PROVE YOURSELF TO THE HORDE, YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ALLIANCE IN NORTHWATCH HOLD.

DUE TO THE OVER-ABBUDENT AMOUNT OF SUPPLIES THE ALLIANCE HAVE THERE, YOU ARE ALSO TO BURN THE SUPPLIES DOWN SO THEY MAY NEVER USE IT AGAIN, AND SET FIRE TO EVERY BUILDING SO THAT WE MAY BUILD A NEW STRONGHOLD THERE.

LEAVE, NO HUMAN, ALIVE!

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Iā€¦ I get to burn THEIR stuff instead??

I should have signed up sooner!

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ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED SUCH A TASK, WE WILL CONTINUE OUR MARCH INTO FEATHERMOON STRONGHOLD.

YOU ARE TO DESTROY EVERY FOOTHOLD THE ALLIANCE HAS IN THE BARRENS, AND OVERSEE THE CONSTRUCTION OF BRIDGES, TO ALLOW EASY ACCESS FROM THE THOUSAND NEEDLES INTO FERALAS.

THE PATHETIC ALLIANCE DEFENSES IN THE BARRENS SHOULD BE A SIMPLE MATTER, AS WE HAVE BLOCKADED FEATHERMOON STRONGHOLD IN FERALAS WITH NEWLY BUILT IRON HORDE SHIPS.

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Blue bad, red good.

well, red is my favorite color

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Your Alliance

yes, my alliance :smiley:

(but thunder bluff is my favorite cap city by far)

Zugging in a zugzug thread.

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Magā€™har is fake orc tho.

yaā€™ll making me wanna join the zug life

I didnā€™t choose the zug life, the zug life chose me.

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Become Orc
Join Blackrock Clan
Conquer Alliance
Orc happy

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YAAAAS!!! I SHALL REND THE LAND ASUNDER AND PAINT THE FIELDS RED WITH BLUE ALLIANCE BLOOD!! EVEN THOUGH BLOODā€¦ STARTS OUT BLUE BUT THATā€™S A TECHNICALITY ITā€™S OK!!

LOCKTAR OATGAR! ORā€¦uhā€¦

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Except that it doesnā€™t. Thereā€™s plenty of endoscopic footage of blood in vein, or even blood filling vacuum syringes. This is an urban legend that started with anatomical diagrams that use the color blue to show the directional flow of oxygenated blood vs oxygen depleted blood.

I mean. Zugzug, racoon girl wrong. Me hit it with bone!

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face palms
I knew I should have assigned someone else for the Blackrock Battalions operations.

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Your made no mention of pillaging. Will we not be plundering the humans? If not, I suddenly remembered I had plans that day.

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We will Pillage, however, if I am to see a single ounce of civilian blood shedded. Your lifeless body will be paraded as a example of what would happen to those who would forsake our Honor.

LIVE BY THESE WORDS!

LOKā€™TAR OGAR

VICTORY OR . . . uh . . . victory or . . .um . . .

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Victory or DEATH, Warriorā€¦
You must have skipped vital lessons in the Valley of Trials, have you?