Paint keeps spikes from rusting. Also lets orcs let their creative side come out.
Rusty spikes not so bad for defense, but lock-jaw is not fun when you accidentally cut yourself on rusty spike while patrolling the walls.
I thought spikes just got painted red? You know… After they do what spikes do
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Tundoh is right, spikes just paint themselves red. Silly pink skin.
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Blood makes iron rust faster though.
That’s… not paint…
But hey, it’s your city. Who am I to take profit from the Goblin Priests who will charge you an arm and a leg to… save your arm or leg.
How do you do fellow orcs
Sounds good to me. I’ve got a whole city full of 'em I could send over. And let me know when they get there so I can get the front gate locks changed, urm, ah, I mean fixed while they’re a-visiting.
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Magical spike you say?
I am a Shaman. Is it more powerful than the eleme ts?
Intrigued.
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This no taste like rock
Side note
Do magic spikes drive prissy blood elves away? We never wanted them. They no know what mean to be horde. Turn nose up when offer rock.
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Call of Duty say yes
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i can give you guys some crystals? they’re better than spikes
squints suspiciously
Lok’tar friend!
holds out a rock in one hand and some leaves in the other
Here have snack
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Mr. Mastadôn Sir, I know a guy, who knows a guy who has an anti-blood elf contraption that will keep those pesky Blood Elves away. Eh… there is a slight chance of it blowing up, but he assures me the chances of it blowing up is miniscule. For a small finders fee, I could set up a meeting between the two of you.
makes rock noises
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O.0 ummmmmmmm, nice?
Zug Zug, me just been promoted, me peon now, me ready to build spikes! kek
Here. Take shinies.
I am meager Orc. I kill dragons, demi gods, titans and I no have much. Me swing fish for weapon.
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Yes… i am orc, here to speak of orc-things
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYZrGRhUQAAl-YE.jpg:largeYes no and no
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