Here. I have hay to lay flaming spikes on before set up. Now we no scorch ground
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Work work.
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We need more hay to protect ground. Will work. Promise.
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I think that’s a ballistae.
We need to test these shooting flaming spikes. Hyjal has a big tree, shall we go?
Ah, potential customers, I’ve got what you need!
You want spikes? I’ve got the best spikes in all of Azeroth.
Steel spikes - No problem
Bone spikes - Stacks of them
Wood spikes - The finest wood from the oldest trees in Azeroth
I even have spikes made from 100% Azerite (wink wink)
Time is money, so my deal on spikes won’t last long!
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Not if they are metal re-enforced spikes.
Holds small goblin at arms length and takes spikes.
Heh heh silly goblin waving arms wildly.
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The longest range of a ballistae was twelve hundred yards but we know Blizzard doesn’t let realism stop them.
Sure but it hurts like heck. How about instead I provide the demonic spikes left over from when the legion invaded. We made a bunch thinking “These will help!” But we only really used like one…
Well maybe only the green orcs should stand near them though…
We buy all because you got mouths to feed, pal.
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Ballistae is for knife ears, we gonna put the fire spikes in a catapult and launch it. Orc catapults shoot as far as we want them too.
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Aren’t you the brave one, stealing from a Goblin? Are you so eager for a visit from the Goblin Financial Reclamation Group?
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hides behind plant and listens
I are tiny Orc! I bring cookies and rocks and bbq pork to eat!
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Mr. Mastadôn,
Can I call you sir! I gots lots more spikes at a reasonable price! Just for you! I can even show you where you can get magical spikes that the mages of Dalaran have kept hidden for a millennium!
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What plants? We’re in Durotar. Silly Knife ears, shouldn’t have made your eyes black.
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Don’t do it Mast. That’s some serious business you don’t want to get into just leave the goblin alone.
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No meetings. Get back to work peons.
Is this meeting happening because I said you guys were just edgy humans?