Greetings,
It’s friday and my guild and myself will be running epic battlegrounds tonight. If you would like to join just reply with the message “One of Us” to let us know that you believe in the same galactic transcending afterlife that we do.
Sorry gnomes not eligible.
Thanks
One of Us
Xjd#11125
me me! pick me!
You’re kind is welcome to join. However how do we know you have the same belief system as us?
I’ve always had this feeling that the prophet would choose me in 2019.
which cult is this again?
Stop it! We are NOT a cult. The Prophet keeps an on non believers.
what are the beliefs of your group?
It’s the cult of the Catapult.
you a word there. but cult or no cult, i would like to know who your prophet is. if you want me to trust your prophet, i need your prophet to trust me, a little trust goes both ways 
Well you have to contact him.
Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Prophet
It really is that easy.
I don’t believe nothing this dude says but he’s got the right to post here your just like any of y’all.
I just can’t believe there aren’t more of you wanting to join in on the festivities.
It seems like an opportunity of a lifetime.
OK, which one of you is selling Amway…
If I come I would like to bring my own reading materials. Is there anything you would prohibit?
I’m already a founding member of the real premade religion SPM. This upstart wannabe cult will be in the Guyana jungle in a few weeks time.
I bought robes the last time the call went out to join the Prophet
Gooble Gobble
You must turn over all worldly possessions when you join. The Prophet has a plan for you.
Dude I was drunk, I didn’t actually want you to find members.
Also it wasn’t a miracle, I got lucky on that gnome punt.
I am curious about these level 70s epic BGs and associated queue times but, bummers, I don’t have a toon in that bracket… ![:thinking:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/thinking.png?v=6" ":thinking:")
A song for the OP: