You must have never owned a pug before.
That was brilliant. I literally LOL at that. Thank you.
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I wonāt be skirt shamed. That Herb Garden has been under-producing and one of my workers also found a different type of āherbā growing next to the wall behind her shack.
So I was there discussing eviction if things donāt tighten up. Income is down.
That garrison has grown lax. People lounging about, people I donāt recall recruiting sauntering around, and Iām pretty sure I smell weed in the air at times when I walk around. And I donāt know exactly WHAT is going on in that Mage tower out back, at times thereās so much smoke up top I think itās on fire.
Overall, there is just WAY too much jocularity going on lately, and not enough work. I feel like I have to do everything. I have to assign missions, I have to collect the ore, I have to create the workorders. On and on.
And donāt even get me started on those two clowns in the Enchantment shop. Canāt get anything out of them. Zero profit. Iām in negotiations to boot them out and set up and Alchemy or Tailoring shop. They can go loaf around in someone elseās garrison.
Iāve started my own DOGEā¦DEPARTMENT OF GARRISON EFFICIENCY.
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Iām trying to fret about digital worms in a virtual dog. Am I in the right place?
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āYou know, i donŹ»t feel iŹ»ve really met someone until iŹ»ve sniffed their crotchā
-every worgen ever
Yeah, those Molten Corgis could start a fire on the rug with that lava butt slime.
My nanaās dog does something similar. She has this stuffed toy. Itās a gremlin from gremlins but before itās transformed from water. When we visit, he pulls it and shows the stuffed toy to everyone. We donāt touch it because we know what he does with it. Just like clock work, the nipstick pokes and he grinds it like no tomorrow. To make matters worse, he sniffs after 
I can safely say, Iām not a dog person anymore.
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It is less this, and more they have a fecal fetishā¦ based on all the poop quests in this game that use very specific terms sometimes.