ish bewwy gwads 2 c’su news ppls wouns dis twoo bu’s pl0x amembwaw dat we ish n amuniteh nsa rp srbr dis twoo, #1 wuela gwobbywush ish 2 hols paws wud, nut lieks teh news ppls deh bwins ins 2 nut hols paws ish,
gits lil sickies dem dus dis awrs ammunitehs gunna b messies wens wafstiems dis twoo, 2 manies lyrs nut enuff boople 2 goes wouns >w!<
bu’s, 'fsur loafs, mebe miet nut b dis bads innit?