She punted my mother into a coma.
Just look at that mask and beard! He just has to be evil!
I am honestly incapable of hating gnomes, and it angers me because I hate everyone else 
Why won’t you let me love you!?
/hisses
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He went out with a Blood Elf instead of me. 
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Tried to go out with Lovefool instead of me.
My beard is better, dang it!
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I kill two dwarfs in the morning.
I kill two dwarfs at night.
I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon
And 'den I feel all right.
I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war.
I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs.
And 'den I kill two more.
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He cut off a certain something and it grew back larger 'den mine.
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They got “baby shark” stuck in my head!!
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He took the voodoo from me without paying even a copper piece.
HE
MUST
PAY
And now you got it in my head! CURSE YOU EVIL DOER!
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She swiped my chaincoil igniter. Of yourse you know, that means war.
The Human Paladins of Stormwind weren’t exactly too keen on letting techno demon hunter fel tinker gnomes into their city and Ataxerxes demanded I be purged with light. Of course I couldn’t allow that to happen.
Using that mog on a Gnome.
Told me that goblins look uglier than elves. Like that’s supposed to be a bad thing?
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If you don’t think it’s a bad thing, why would you make him a sworn enemy over it?
I hate this confusion you cause in your argument, and I will turn you into a pin-cushion because of it.
Whoop Whoop fun police detected! I hate fun police.
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Hello, my name is Syzzyto Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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He owed me money bucko, as a Goblin you should understand what had to be done when he couldn’t pay off his debt.
Now pay in his stead, or suffer the sins of the father.
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Oh I understand completely. Just kind of mad. He owed me too.
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Ate their dog… was tasty
WoD has conditioned me to hate all Death Knight players.