Night Elves, why are you so ugly?

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How’s the 12 step program going?

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Projecting a bit darlin’.

LOL Suramar is on a fire worse than Teldrassil was after that one.

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Night Elves got one of the biggest glow ups in SL. Nightborne still have like four appearance options. :upside_down_face:

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You’re talking about modern trolls, right?

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We need no program, we are alcoholics with pride.

Obviously the fat melted off.

You got a scar named after the fire that put you in the endangered species list.

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I’m the alien from Communion with an herbal wig and such. I look good. Hater.

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Now I’m not saying I’d hit a night elf… But I’d hit a night elf.

Zug zug.
Dabu.
Lok’tar ogar.

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Yeah… you look like an emaciated druggie model from 1990 who smokes 5 packs a day.

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We literally got as much mass as a Draenei. Female wise that is. Your fat men don’t faze us.

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I mean… I would rate myself an 8/10 (largely for pure elegance).

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Yeah, injected while on your medical tourism in southern stranglethorn… Ten plastic surgeries too many smh.

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I agree, your hair looks like it’s a weird wig.

I’d hit a night elf too. With a stick, with nails on it.

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I sense ,feminine jealousy .There is nothing wrong with they’re appearance but you ,well that’s another story op.

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You are beautiful darling.

You are mad your entire race couldn’t afford one.

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I would party with female night elves… (let’s be honest about male night elves, unless you’re Mr Stormrage, you better scram!)

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I don’t think night elves are ugly. It’s the spasmic twitch the females do, makes me think they need to use the restroom and have waited too long! :scream_cat:

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Man we have a tricked out spaceship and your people live out in a hollowed out crack den because you got kicked out of your city by a bunch of actual junkies.

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I didn’t used to like night elves until they got the hair vines. The hair vines made me change my opinions completely.

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TBH Malfurion in his last cinematic ngggg. Let’s just say I’d like to check some vines of him some time.

And yet your toy car did nothing to help your clown elf friends not burn. Not only bank broke, but morally as well.

Indeed, it made them even more icky.

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