New PVE Tank trinks don't look too crazy!

Imagine trying to kill DK/DH/Rsham with:

**Edicts of the Faithless**
Item Level 415
Binds when picked up
Unique-Equipped

Trinket

+413 [Agility or Strength]

Equip: [Every 15 seconds, gain an absorb that prevents [45402 * (1 + Versatility)] Physicaldamage. If the absorb is consumed you gain Fanaticism, causing subsequent absorbs to prevent 10% more damage, up to 100%.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=303036)
Use: [Physical and resetting Fanaticism.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=303028)
Requires Level 120

and

**Bloodthirsty Urchin**
Item Level 415
Binds when picked up
Unique-Equipped

Trinket

+413 [Agility or Strength]

Equip: [10% of damage taken grants you Healing Blood, up to [145600 * (1 + Versatility)] total. Every 3 sec, [29120 * (1 + Versatility)] Healing Blood is expended to heal you if you are injured.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=303499)
Requires Level 120

or

**Chain of Suffering**
Item Level 415
Binds when picked up
Unique-Equipped

Trinket

+413 [Agility or Strength]

Use: [Transfer 50% of your damage taken to an ally within 0 to 15 yards for 25 sec, up to 759003 damage. If your target moves out of range or falls below 25% health, the effect ends.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=297104)(2 Min Cooldown)
Requires Level 120

and a Rsham with:

  • triple pack spirit

and

**Luminous Jellyweed**
Item Level 415
Binds when picked up
Unique-Equipped

Trinket

+413 Intellect

Equip: [Your heals have a chance to grant Luminescence to your most injured ally within 40yds. Allies with Luminescence receive 10% additional healing, up to [40082 * (1 + Versatility)] total additional healing.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=303696)
Requires Level 120

and

**Zoatroid Egg Sac**
Item Level 415
Binds when picked up
Unique-Equipped

Trinket

+413 Intellect

Equip: [Casting a single target heal has a chance to summon a Zoatroid on your target, absorbing [28056 * (1 + Versatility)] damage and granting up to 107 Versatility, based on the absorb remaining. Every 10% mana you spend nourishes your Zoatroids, adding [2806 * (1 + Versatility)] absorb and 11 Versatility.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=302918)
Requires Level 120

and

**Salvaged Mekacycle Shielding**
Item Level 825+
Binds when picked up

Off Hand Shield

91004.6 Armor
+9,909 Strength
+30,396 Intellect
+14,864 Stamina
+330 Mastery

Equip: [Blocking attacks has a chance to trigger an Overload, absorbing the next 2426009damage you take and dealing 323468 Nature damage to attackers while the absorb persists.](https://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=302258)
Requires Level 120

How does this not look horrible to you?

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