New Customization Options for Blood Elves and Void Elves

Guzzle-barthilas · June 9, 2020, 10:05pm

Yeah man I cook all the time, last night I made ramen with pork belly. But sometimes all I have is 200 grams of ham.

Somand-proudmoore · June 9, 2020, 10:05pm

I’m a semi-pro at making a plate of peanut butter topped crackers!

Aguni-illidan · June 9, 2020, 10:06pm

Jesus Somand…I’ll teach you how to cook…just…stop eating that way.

Mmm good pork belly.
Made myself the best BLT with a tomato raspberry jam.
SO GOOD

Guzzle-barthilas · June 9, 2020, 10:06pm

That’s so easy though, you just put the can in the microwave for 20 minutes. Done.

Tarrok-thorium-brotherhood · June 9, 2020, 10:07pm

And bonus, you’ll have a head start on the tear down for any planned kitchen renovations

Aguni-illidan · June 9, 2020, 10:08pm

Incoming gents.
MAINTAIN THE DIRECTION OF TRAVEL!
LET NOT THIS STORM OF OPPOSITION MOVE YOU!

Guzzle-barthilas · June 9, 2020, 10:08pm

Plus there are very few dishes to wash if your house burns down.

Life hack.

Aguni-illidan · June 9, 2020, 10:08pm

I laughed and im ashamed I did

Somand-proudmoore · June 9, 2020, 10:10pm

Light a man a fire, keep him warm for a night.
Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

-Ancient Warlock wisdom

Tarrok-thorium-brotherhood · June 9, 2020, 10:12pm

Sounds about as safe as half the life hacks I see

Avarie-farstriders · June 9, 2020, 10:12pm

As someone whose tree recently burned down, this subject is mildly traumatic.

Tarrok-thorium-brotherhood · June 9, 2020, 10:13pm

One day we’ll bring Nomi to justice

Somand-proudmoore · June 9, 2020, 10:14pm

Night Elves: Who burned down Teldrassil!? Was it the Horde!?
Nomi: No, me.

Avarie-farstriders · June 9, 2020, 10:15pm

He’d make a very handsome throw rug.

Lorithyn-agamaggan · June 9, 2020, 10:16pm

I like these jokes. Keep em coming

Guzzle-barthilas · June 9, 2020, 10:16pm

“I killed the thing I love the most in the world.”

Nithenarina-dentarg · June 9, 2020, 10:18pm

You have issues with how the game has always been then. The fact of them being playable really is meaningless when they have always existed as major Alliance characters and NPCs.

How many major Alliance Orc NPCs are there?

Well you just need to move on son, because it’s EXACTLY like complaining about Pandaren are cross-faction years after the fact.

I mean is it beyond your ability to step back and look at the wider picture, and why specifically these elves make perfect sense as a cross-faction race? Indisputable facts like this you know actually matter-- you cannot talk about Orcs and imply there is some kind of comparison.

Hecatone-burning-legion · June 9, 2020, 10:18pm

I can’t digest cheese.

Guzzle-barthilas · June 9, 2020, 10:20pm

Must… avoid… obvious… joke… don’t… want… silence…

Screw it.

I’ve got some dairy for you to digest.

Rabald-moon-guard · June 9, 2020, 10:20pm

pOPCORN!

GET YER POPCORN HERE!

FREE BUTTER AND SEASONING SALT.