Need some Canadian culture in WoW

USA? oh sweet child. We are no longer the united states of America. We are now the Trump States of Twitter. Careful don’t call him out he might fire you, or blast you on twitter.

Ironically, that’s because the State of Florida has such an open and transparent government. Our Freedom of Information standards are leagues above the rest of the Union, so you get to hear about all the Florida Men.

Essentially anything that is in the state’s hands is made public record, which is then reported on. If you had this system across the other 49 states you’d never have heard of “Florida Man” at all.

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Azeroth is not Earth.

I don’t mind, I’m pretty sure to most Canadians, this would just be a point in my favour.

-er is a suffix. -re is weird carryover British stuff. We fought wars to use suffixes however we want.

GAH

Years back, I remember all those stories coming out of Florida about people tripping out on a drug called Bath Salts.

Nah, we fought wars over proper tea sourcing. Brits wanted to sell us the cheap tea at quality prices and that’s just not cool.

o my god…bath salt zombies don’t remind me.

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You will all be pleased to know that poor soul is still alive and has been reunited with his family.

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Eating peoples’ faces. :laughing:

In a very unromantic way…

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Fair point. It’s hard to keep track of reasons these days :wink:

Oh, I know. We have people on every side of politics trying to rewrite the Revolutionary War and the ideals of the Founders to fit the agenda of the day.

Know this, ye citizen of the Union. Proper. Tea. Sourcing. 'Tis the true reason we revolted. Not taxation without representation… but poor quality tea.

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‘metre’, from the French ‘mètre’, from the Greek ‘metron’, meaning ‘measure’.

It’s not the suffix ‘-er’, meaning from a place or a doer of a thing, it’s just the ending of the root word.

That’s why we write ‘metre’ and ‘sabre’, but never ‘givre’ or ‘bakre’.

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And the best part? You can’t correct me, because that is actually a correct spelling. Canada uses the Queen’s English!

In all seriousness, it’s kinda funny seeing how my typing and speaking has changed, and getting used to the metric system.

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Champion of the Frozen Wastes seems like a Canadian title so, you could use this to represent our nation, eh?

Some of my favorite dailies in WoW are in Twilight Highlands.

Basically, the conflict between the Orcs and the Dwarves.

The Dwarves are fundamentally motivated based on the threat to the Ale kegs scattered throughout the bases.

They simply need to put some Bob and Doug McKenzie references in there, and we’ll be all Canadian compliant.

eh?

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Loose or Bagged? Fighting wars over Tea Bags just sounds like a new scope for a MMo.

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Y’all have been assimilated too long up there. That just ain’t right.

I don’t need any more things in this game to remind me that this country has 4 month long winters.