Need a WoW girlfriend

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hey there baby. I see you got that orc strength and intimidating aura about you.

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Posted OP from the wrong toon, sorry.

No they’re not really me but it was only a matter of time before someone said it was.

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hey there baby. I see you got that human strength and intimidating aura about you.

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:rofl: I love Sundays.

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Actually that doesn’t describe me one bit :cry:

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It’s Monday, though. You better get that vault ready.

It’s always Sunday on GD.

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Tuesday now.

I’m married or I would. Would be more interested if you paid in cash maybe we could work something out. Hubby is into threesome play.

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Yes OP, that’s what women want in WoW…

Not raid, or RP, or do M+, or gather tmog, or chat, or do dungeons, or craft.

Oh no no OP, they want to be hit on by weirdos in the game…

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i’m down for 2mil a month

You do realize that the ‘girlfriend’ you hire may actually be a large & unwashed gentleman in a basement…

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Well that is good because that is what I offered

too much information.

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For 2 million gold a month I’ll be whatever you want me to be.

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There’s two rules to WoW dating.

  1. Don’t.
  2. Before you plan a home & family… voice chat. :studio_microphone:
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The current rate for a wow token is 185k.
This is about ~$216 USD a month.

Assuming it’s 10 hours per week, for 4 weeks (2 hours per day, with 2 off days), this is $5.40 per hour.

US federal minimum wage is $7.25 per hour.

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