When the sky parted and Swarf, Pig-lord of Truffle-rooting, decended from the heavens astride Baron Von Piglet, son of Hogrus…
A great, celestial voice rang through the mortal realms:
"Henceforth our lord and savior Swarf——Rider of Pigs, Hero of Hogs, Friend of all Pigdom——has been granted the preeminent title of Piggy-King Swarf the Golden, Patron Saint of Sows and Swine."
And, the people rejoiced. 
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