This is the nightmare scenario guys what do I do if the baby doesn’t come by the time servers go live? There will never be another Classic WoW launch and we could have more babies but I’m pretty sure my wife will be mad if I leave the hospital. What should I do?
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Congratulatio… No. Who am I kidding. I am so so sorry.
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Stop, drop, and roll. Oh, wait, wrong kind of crisis!
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Install WoW on the computer monitoring your wife like a true Chad.
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Quick get a cheap laptop and play WoW in the waiting room. You got this!
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You’ll have to /AFK for a few weeks.
Grats!
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Please, name him Dranosh.
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Think of it this way, your kid just wanted to be here in time to play Classic, too.
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Go for the baby. Make the wife let you name them Thrall…even if its a girl.
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Divorce her now, disown the kid.
and get your priorities straight.
do we have to tell you everything?
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I could have my dad go grab my laptop would that be ok you think?
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What? No wifi? What about tethering? Cell phone hotspot? Come on people just because we’re going back in time doesn’t mean its actually 2004.
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Sucks that you’ll have to find a new wife, but that’s how the cookie crumbles sometimes.
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Another warrior for the horde!!
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Most hospitals have public wifi, so if they don’t then get transferred to a different one. Oh and a laptop
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It means “Heart of Draenor” in orcish.
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Uninstall WoW. Focus on your wife and kid. Come back in 2-3 months. Trust me. I’m a dad speaking from experience. Family is first now. You are second. Always.
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If it’s a boy Mankirk if its a girl Mankirk’s Wife. I’m not going to tell my wife just have the nurses fill out the paperwork.
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Thoughts and prayers.
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My Kid was born during Mists of Pandaria.
I consider it a blessing that I couldn’t play WoW then.
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