I read it. Why would you even post here if you don’t want to troubleshoot? This forum is for a discussion of technical issues. If you don’t want to discuss, why are you here? If you want to let Blizzard know, file a ticket. If you want engagement with Blizzard, file a ticket.
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And yes, you may be having this issue as well as others you know or rando’s, but it isn’t pervasive or universal. If you want to help get the problem resolved, whether it is on blizzard’s end, a peering issue, and ISP issue, or an end user issue, troubleshooting is required.
This forum is for discussion and troubleshooting. Coming in here mouthing off about not going to do any of that and then saying that you aren’t technically minded and you broke things before isn’t about us, it’s about you. If you want help, we’re here. If you want to vent, General Discussion is your forum of choice.