Mizzen is a dirty, no-good spammer

no snark (originally) intended.

sorry if you read it that way.

In the United States of Freedom, the CAN-SPAM Act provides for penalties of up to $50,120 per spam email. Alls I’m saying is that if Mizzen was sending this much spam to my email, he’d owe about $9,000,000,000,000 in damages.