Mehbles ok yea no

Dear God are the forum shills/DORKS still trying to keep the It Matters campaign going, Nobody cares at this point. Terrible story ham-handley executed for the enjoyment of morons...GOOOOOooo Alliance! YEA!

The story isn't something people are excited for anymore, it's rehash of an unpopular storyline written by hack writers.
BFA is TLJ of WoW.
Anything looks edgy next to the blandness of the Alliance.
What an intelligent post by the OP.

-Alliance couldn't defend Darkshore, even with a demigod.

-Alliance got played like fools at Lordaron thanks to Anduin.

-Alliance can't even defend Kul'Tiras from Horde incursions.

-Alliance for some reason is led by someone with no military or war experience at all.

-Night Elves are about to get genocidesld again in Darkshore.

-The Alliance can't even stop the Horde. (Go watch the Lost Honour cinimatic.)
I wish someone would shut this post down. I ran out of popcorn.
I wonder how long it'll be before the OP edits all of his posts here to say "Have a nice day"?
We shall smite that forsaken filth out of the Eastern Kingdoms.
The cooperative pointy eared traitors will be spared as long as they worship the light and the Alliance Overlord, and only after the punishment in the Durnholde slave camps and the Stockades.
11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
Just a few random reminders:

- You lost Undercity. The Alliance doesn't care that you blighted it. It wasn't important to us. It was important to you.

- Your so-called Warchief who wouldn't make a pimple on Saurfang's booty is inevitably being removed from power and will be replaced with someone worthy of respect.

- You only have a few Valkyr left. Be a shame if something happened to one of them...

- Saurfang represents the true Horde, or whatever pitiful carcass of it is left after your leader and her mindless followers have gutted it of all honor.

- Baine, the Tauren, and whatever scattered forces among the various races in the Horde who aren't completely insane sylvvie fanbois will be revered by those who matter and will found the Horde anew -- and that Horde will thrive, not this soulless, pathetic excuse of one you're trying to raise.

- Your future will ultimately be bright, but there will be some atonement first.

- You're about to be full on ROFLSTOMPED out of Darkshore, and this is only the beginning of the embarrassments coming to you.


Reminder:

You're a Gnome.

You play on the Alliance.
OP is taking the lore just a wee bit too seriously.
11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
- You lost Undercity. The Alliance doesn't care that you blighted it. It wasn't important to us. It was important to you.


When was the last time we went to any horde city that wasn't Orgrimmar for anything except to buy heirloom upgrades. But thanks to this that vendor was moved from UC to Orgr. So, that worked out for us.

11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
Your so-called Warchief


Is prettier than yours no matter how hard he tries to be pretty.

11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
You only have a few Valkyr left


95% of the player base has no idea wtf you're even talking about. So I'm sure that isn't a big deal to them.

11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
Saurfang represents the true Horde, or whatever pitiful carcass of it is left after your leader and her mindless followers have gutted it of all honor.


I'm sure the Horde will still be in better shape considering we don't have a whiny brat leading us who can't even save a tree. Or his father for that matter.

11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
Baine, the Tauren


He's pretty awesome.

11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
Your future will ultimately be bright, but there will be some atonement first.


Ya'll ever going to atone for slaughtering innocent people who weren't at war or being in any way aggressive towards you or...oh nvm you're about to start your new attempted genocide of a race that it's being aggressive towards you.

11/04/2018 09:17 AMPosted by Woodspath
- You're about to be full on ROFLSTOMPED out of Darkshore, and this is only the beginning of the embarrassments coming to you.


The only way you'll even beat us is if the writers have the npcs do it or if they give you npcs you can't lose against. Considering ya'll won't even turn on warmode I don't think you'll be roflstomping anyone.

In closing. We still burned down your tree and mocked you when you tried to retaliate. :) AND we're going to end up with the cutest race ever thanks to you guys being the same bunch of blood thirsty, xenophobic, racists that you've always been.
Nothing brings the Alliance and the Bro-Horde together to fight a common enemy quite like a woman in charge :P
give my best wishes to Mekkatorque
Ah, this was a nice, amusing read.

I admit I’m not the most senior of posters, but one thing I’ve now learned on these forums Is that Alliance posters don’t need to wear Plate, have pink text, or stand at 6 ft to be Human Paladins.

At least the ones like Kelrexia, Averyx, etc.. have the decency not to put up a masquerade about it. I guess it took a sufficiently jarring Blizzcon to knock loose the mask from Woodspath here, just like Grandblade.

(I know it’s was posted Sunday)
11/04/2018 05:28 PMPosted by Sutanu
Nothing brings the Alliance and the Bro-Horde together to fight a common enemy quite like a woman in charge :P

Oh I've been using honorboi but I think Bro-Horde is much more fitting.
11/04/2018 04:37 PMPosted by Momimfotm
I wonder how long it'll be before the OP edits all of his posts here to say "Have a nice day"?


lmao he just ended up deleting it. kek

wait nevermind he just race changed. kek x2,
11/04/2018 04:45 PMPosted by Leeroy
We shall smite that forsaken filth out of the Eastern Kingdoms.
The cooperative pointy eared traitors will be spared as long as they worship the light and the Alliance Overlord, and only after the punishment in the Durnholde slave camps and the Stockades.


yesss keep talking like that I like that :')