It’s fitting for my warlock because he’s sassy but yeah sometimes I wish he’d stand straight.
We stand like a fencer or maybe a circus trapeze artist would stand. Someone exceptionally agile. Have you noticed the size of our hands and feet?
You should take a look at ours sometime. We just swing back and forth like a reverse bottlehead.
Ah yes, the lesser known sub race of elf: the ginger elf. The most radiantly gorgeous elves in all the land.
You just want them to stand erect dontchu?
Adolescence: “ages 10 to 19”
I see…
The kgb wait for no one!
at least we aren’t grass eating barnyard animals.
i live on a grassy field, scuse you. no barnyards for me
i do eat grass though
Yep they do have a more effeminate stand compared to the other Horde races.
And their jokes
“dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?”
" i could really use a scrunchy about now!"
Lmao
My favorite “the tauren are joining the horde? Fantastic! Now we’ll have steak twice a week.”
Thats not all that are stupid about them!
Ooo steak. Come here my bestest buddy. I have this new tanning bed for you to try out
Dont do it!
Looks more like a Night Elf than a Blood Elf.
I wish there was a faction with ZERO elves on it tbh.