Male blood elves stand stupid

It’s fitting for my warlock because he’s sassy but yeah sometimes I wish he’d stand straight.

We stand like a fencer or maybe a circus trapeze artist would stand. Someone exceptionally agile. Have you noticed the size of our hands and feet?

You should take a look at ours sometime. We just swing back and forth like a reverse bottlehead.

Ah yes, the lesser known sub race of elf: the ginger elf. The most radiantly gorgeous elves in all the land.

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You just want them to stand erect dontchu?

He wants us to stand as straight as the naaru we forcibly siphoned

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Adolescence: “ages 10 to 19”

I see…

:slightly_frowning_face:

The kgb wait for no one!

at least we aren’t grass eating barnyard animals.

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i live on a grassy field, scuse you. no barnyards for me

i do eat grass though

Yep they do have a more effeminate stand compared to the other Horde races.

And their jokes

“dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?”

" i could really use a scrunchy about now!"

Lmao

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My favorite “the tauren are joining the horde? Fantastic! Now we’ll have steak twice a week.”

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Thats not all that are stupid about them!

Ooo steak. Come here my bestest buddy. I have this new tanning bed for you to try out

Dont do it!

Looks more like a Night Elf than a Blood Elf.

I wish there was a faction with ZERO elves on it tbh.