Make night elf girls hot again

Everyone knows Otakus, going outside, burst into flames.

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There, there, it’s okay.

To be fair, I think the reason I hated the bounce so much is that my first female nelf ever was a DK who was supposed to be this edgy undead slaying anti-hero way back in Wotlk.


and then she bounced. It was so out of character for a DK.

Viking Santa still loves you though. Here, have a beer since I made you sad. :beer:

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My hands are ridiculously big!

More big than the chest of a Kultiran!

I don’t like the weird wide faces some female night elves have, but other than that they’re perfectly cute. Their hotness is only beat by female draenei :wink:

Touché :crossed_swords:

I went ahead and fixed that for you, baby doll. No charge!

Dam girl
you be fly :bird:

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So what would you propose they have? Because tbh i think night elven women are already gorgeous. They’re closer to what reality looks like than a lot of the other female models in this game.

I feel like what you’re asking for is a night elven model that was inspired by an anime (you know which ones im talking about lol)
 and sorry but that would be awful. The female models arent just for sexually frustrated, pervy-a** guys to gawk at. Sometimes they’re actually for women (and people in general) to play and enjoy as an avatar they can relate to in some way.

Go take a cold shower, seriously.

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The vibe in this thread.

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My friend, the skinny cyclops looking over a fence would like to comment.

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Just gonna point this out.

Night Elves live and are active in a dangerous natural setting. It makes sense that they have a more athletic build than their cousins, the city dwelling and more muscularly atrophied Blood Elves.

If you ask me, IRL, a woman with a Night Elf-esque build is far more attractive than a woman with an underaged popstar physique. Therefore, Night Elves are sexy, blood elves not so much.

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They where hot because the girls around them was ugly. Its the rule of three. Two ugly girl next to an average looking girl would elevate that average girl looks by proximity.

Unfortunately ne are the ugly girls now compare to draenei and void elves.

X to doubt. Draenei and Belfs were the defacto sexy ladies of azeroth since BC until Void Elves were introduced at the end of Legion. Get your head on straight boy.

Also, What’s wrong with muscular women? Have you seen the Russian Barbie or the Chung-Li cosplayer? Their bodies are bangin’.

Dang. “The Happening” has GIFs?! I don’t care what anyone says, I thought it was a passable flick.

I have no idea what movie it’s from. I just know that it’s a perfect reaction gif for a great deal of situations that happen on these forums.

Have you ever 
 seen a man? Female Night Elves are in no way, shape, or form “masculine”

muscular =/= masculine

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Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion as to that which they find attractive, but I must question your tastes, OP. Personally, I think a woman with some defined musculature is plenty sexy, but that’s just me. The only thing I’d change about night elf females is their monstrously gigantic hands.

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The night elf girls are hot!

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