Make blood elves unique again

The alliance. Because they won’t stop crying horde bias every week since 2005.

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Majin trying to derail so hard rn i’m crying

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Funny, I don’t see an Alliance fan creating this thread. Projecting much?

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So much alliance salt here. It’s delicious.

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OP is just angry Blood Elves are descendants of Night Elves.

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You weren’t here during the days of WoD, were you?

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“Hey, should we join the Alliance or the Horde?”

“Wasn’t our city destroyed by the Horde in the Second War?”

“Yep, that happened.”

“And wasn’t our entire civilization wiped out by the walking dead?”

“True facts.”

“There was that one human commander that was super racist, though.”

“Oh yeah, screw that guy! Let’s join the faction with orcs and walking dead.”

“Makes sense to me.”

-Blood Elves, circa 2005

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They’re not even competent descendants, they’re the castaway trash we didn’t want after the Well of Eternity who then went and fell to the Scourge because they didn’t think someone might accidentally trip and drop a ceramic pot full of bone man into the magic jacuzzi powering everyone’s magic coomer addiction.

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Don’t people ever get tired of arguing over elves?

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No! It’s the oldest past-time of Elves.

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awwww your pathetic ego was hurt op. see, this is why we can’t have high elves. blood elf fan boys would cry rivers.

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Many high elf and alliance fanatics who are full of entitlement in commenting here. I expected nothing less. The forums are full of alliance bias afterall.

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Ahem.

I bet your hair doesn’t move when the wind blows.
I also bet that you take more baths in perfume than you do in water.
I bet again that your ears… aren’t real.
And I bet finally, that all your clothing styles were ripped off from records of what the Kaldorei wore in the old empire.

<3

(Jk, I think you’re fabulous! Gotta stay loyal to my purple-kin though!)

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ahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahaha

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but yer elf ground zero. you b next :innocent:

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High Blood Pressure and heart problems don’t sound delicious to me.

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Seeing you alliance fanboys make me feel good. You must be super jealous of our normal hair styles that you will never have.

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I want to put on record that Void Elves are the best elves in the game.
Starting lore was questionable but theyre just too cool to care.

Blood elves are lame in comparison.
I mean, what is a void elf?

A void elf is a blood elf who has all the lore and history of blood elves up until BFA where they got cool void powers.

Considering blood elves did nothing of note in BFA technically void elves actually have the better lore too.

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Why are you two even arguing? It is clear who’s the best looking in this room.
Flips glowing hair. :purple_heart:

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Pfff-WHAT? lmao you’re hilarious

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