LOLOL
this one got me
But where are your 12 kids? ![]()
maybe grenades?
Different weapon rules up here…
They even made lawn darts safe.
I hope they walk because the cost of the gas consumed just to start the car to go to the penny candy shop will be greater than the refund 
To be fair, these don’t exist anymore, though i wish they did, so i could relive myself being a kid.
Slap in da face!

They do have a point though 10 months for a 4 hour patch last week that was completed in a very short 1-2 hours. and then another 4 hour maintenance this week that has since been increased again and will once again prob only be 1-2 hours of gameplay (or less). 8 hours so far. Patch again next week, if that one is again 4 hours then we are already at 12 hours of unplayable time in the first 3 weeks of the first content in 10 months. On top of that they didnt even put those 10 months to much use as they have more reskins of gear in this one patch than the entire last xpac. Dont defend their actions, if it is broken I understand they simply can not turn the boxes back on, and sometimes things happen. But Blizz should also understand that if they service they provide is not availible then they shouldnt be getting paid for it. 9 hours so far already unplayable, they should extend everyones sub times for that lost time.
Your bait got snared by a lot of soy wheat and hormone blocker players, love it.
Why, that’s almost an entire token at the local “Charles Entertainment Cheese” establishment! The place where a juvenile can be a juvenile!
…just don’t eat the pizza if you value your organs.
So no one told you that it’s going to be this way.

cackles and wiggles toes
I am not an employee, just not shocked by extended maintenance when they are releasing a raid. It’s nothing new.
I have to give them credit, the last few expansion launches have been smooth, patches happen.
You do get that they cover this in the ToS right? I just don’t get the outrage, sorry. If they put it up early and keep bringing it down it’s no better. In the past when we were down for days, they made up for it, but 3 hrs more is nothing.
I feel ya, I have 4 jobs, 3 wives, 2 kids, 1 dog, and the only time I can play is Tuesdays when they restart the realms.
EULA.
Read it.
Know it.
Live it.
And some people really can’t spot a sarcastic response to a troll bait thread anymore, can they?
Try 30 jobs and 400 cats. I get 2 seconds every other Tuesday to log in.
Which two?
The first one and the last one.
Blizzard is down to one maintenance guy.
He’s trying his best, Leave him alone!
You better hope he doesn’t read the forums and see all of you guys upset at his work. He’ll probably have a breakdown and maintenance will get extended again
reported for dangerous driving