Not gonna lie, I clicked on this thread thinking I was about to witness his (triumphant?) return.
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ok, i think i got it out of my system.
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the forums have always been garbage, but rastlin turned it into art
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Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but it’s already too late for literally. It’s been abused and misused so regularly and so thoroughly that its definition has changed to include the exact opposite meaning.
For better or worse, language evolves. You either adapt or become a hermit. I’ve already got my cave all picked out.
well there are people who do turn garbage into art… so i see your point.
A smack may leave you red, but not bruised. Stop exaggerating 
There is little data to go on but some experts say that a smack should not leave a bruise, which is caused by blood leaking from ruptured vessels. “With an open-handed smack the force generated is spread over such a large area that the pressure is very, very small,” says Tony Hood, a physiologist at Sunderland University.
Instead, the cells under the skin should simply release histamine to dilate blood vessels and bring extra oxygen and white blood cells to the injured region - a process that turns the skin red, which is allowed. Problematically, histamine also makes the cells more permeable, making them seep and produce local swelling, which isn’t allowed.
This thread is pure gold 
when i saw the title i was like - raistlin is that you??? hehe